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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,784
#46
i went to the gay pride parade today, and having seen budlight sponsor a bunch of men to dance about in speedos, I think I'm going to go ahead and steer clear of beer for a while.

not that budlight is actually beer anyways.
Reminds me of an old TV commercial idea.

Bud Light, when trying to establish their brand as a distinctive and desirable form of light beer back in the 1980s, used to have this "Give me a light..." campaign. Some guy would say, "Give me a light" when walking up to the bar, the bartender would hand him a blowtorch, and the guy would say, "No, Bud Light." Ha ha.

Then I heard a story from a doctor friend of mine -- the classic "what ER patients have inserted up their ass" stories. One was of a guy who had a light bulb way up there ... in tact. So much so, that apparently the ambient EMFs when they did a body scan caused the damn thing to light up.

Hence the TV commercial idea of, "Give me a light." ... "No, BUTT light."
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
#49
i nearly wet my self with excitement today


budvar dark beer has hit our shores.....roll on pay day i am gonna get hammerd
You can soil yourself with excrement for all we care . . . at the end of the day you are still drinking Budweiser American Piss Water in a can, St. Louis, MO.

:D
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
#52
Of course he wasn't, but he was playing for Partizan Belgrade and they are also black & white, and he really looks like Fortunato.
OK, but think about it - Mijatovic scored the 1-0 for Real Madrid to beat us the Euro Cup in 1998. No way in hell that guy is in my avatar.


I killed JonBenet Ramsey. Elton John is next. I'm taking nominations for my third.
 

3pac

Alex Del Mexico
May 7, 2004
7,206
#53
Reminds me of an old TV commercial idea.

Bud Light, when trying to establish their brand as a distinctive and desirable form of light beer back in the 1980s, used to have this "Give me a light..." campaign. Some guy would say, "Give me a light" when walking up to the bar, the bartender would hand him a blowtorch, and the guy would say, "No, Bud Light." Ha ha.

Then I heard a story from a doctor friend of mine -- the classic "what ER patients have inserted up their ass" stories. One was of a guy who had a light bulb way up there ... in tact. So much so, that apparently the ambient EMFs when they did a body scan caused the damn thing to light up.

Hence the TV commercial idea of, "Give me a light." ... "No, BUTT light."

...

what the fuck? :confused:
 

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