++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
Becks is by far the most homosexual player IN THE WORLD. He paints on clear nail polish b4 games so he doesn't chip his nails. He is WORTHLESS, he has no left boot, no positional sense, and he is stupid enough to get an intentional booking, against WALES.
Also, he tackles worse than my grandmother, and she's dead. Teams who are thinking of buying him might as well spend their money on someone from Chinbok Dragons.