Usually i dont have something to rant about... but... yesterday....
OK.. i was driving my car..returning from a birthday party of a friend.. i was with 2 buddies.. it was 5 AM and i was going to leave one of them in their house...
I was hearing at some metal music in my radio...staring at the sunrise...talkng about the reunion...everything was fine. I had low GAS so we decided to go with the windows down. Everything was fine........
...Suddenly.... my friend who was in the back seat started to laugh like crazy... i was wondering myself why. He just coudnt stop laughing...then he pointed the window......... and there was.... a big big Bird Poo... very wet and was slicing thorugh my car´s window...
-"its ok" i said... "ill clean it later"... but my friend said
-"no no..look carefully"...
When i looked again...... that fokin stupid Birdo.... i dont know how he did it....... the fokin bird threw 2 rounds of poo.... the first one entered the car and the second one smashed the window...... but the one that entered the car, toally screwed up the security belt... a big part of the "head support" in the seat...and totally painted the shirt of the friend that was at my right.
Fokin stupid bird...!!!! I was driving at 80 km/p and the fokin animal ...which was taking a break in a tree....suceeded to aim to the car when i was passing .......
I was very tired...and i had to clean a lot of poo when i reached my house at 6 am.......... fokin bird... now that i remember it...makes me wanna chase him and kill him.. He almost ruined the seat of my car!!!! how many worms a bird can eat to do that kind of things!!
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