Hey, it's HIS freakin' dream...Jesus, and Romania is just next to Serbia.

that thing will be at my bachelor party 4 sure...thanks dusan
Umm yeah, I can already see it.
Alin: "dad, tomorrow is the day, but today we gotta bang that hooker, it's my wish"
Your dad: "son, are you on drugs?"
Alin: "no dad, we gotta do this, you're more experienced so you can have her anus"
Your dad: "you're scaring me, but ok, if it's your wish.."
Geez, do you really want that to be the first time when he proudly tells you "
that's my boy"?