++ [ originally posted by El Idiota
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since martin getting golden..
here are some crap i found
Going Golden
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get
Age doesn't always bring wisdom. As in Martins case, age comes alone
He who laughs, lasts.
Old is when your friends compliment you on your alligator shoes, and you are bare-foot.
The golden years: When actions creak louder than words
Martin's gotten to the age where he need his false teeth and hearing aid before he can ask where he left his glasses