i am not from UK, "darling". my experience tells me that men like you who speak in such high regards of their penis means that they have had big problems in their sex life. you're fooling nobody here but yourself. and trust me when i tell you that you'll be lucky to ever manage to speak with someone like me in real life, let alone have sex with me.
you really do sound like someone who has had his balls shrunk ti say the truth.