Got You Guys by the Balzaretti (19 Viewers)

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Apr 12, 2004
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A couple of weeks ago, Enron let Andy and myself know that a certain girl we went to high school with, who was a bit of a ho in high school, had taken naked pics of herself. Bad idea to tell the Burkinator.

First: Burke asks if this is true to the girl, to her face, she says yes, but denies Burke the God given right to see those naked pics. First wrong move.

Second: Burke gets mad because he doesn't get them, so goes behind her back to a guy who has them and tell him to send them to Burke. He does so, as any red-blooded male would, looking for solid wanking material.

Third: Burke, being the crazy mofo that he is, decides to send these pics to every guy he went to high school with, about 15 or 25. He then tells all of these guys, on at least 10 different University campuses to send them to every man in the University they knew. They appear on every major college campus on the East coast.

Finally: The girl finds out and decides to call Burke, Burke, being the politician and con man that he is, denies even getting the pics. She believes him and thinks he is a nice guy and takes Burke off of her list of persons who could have done this. Second wrong move.

So, Burke decides late one night that he wants to take this internationaly, and asks all of his many friends and associates on his internet forum if they want them. Burke is an ass.

PM me your email addresses if you want the nude pics.

CHEERS!
 

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Mar 6, 2005
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++ [ originally posted by ßömßärdiër ] ++
A couple of weeks ago, Enron let Andy and myself know that a certain girl we went to high school with, who was a bit of a ho in high school, had taken naked pics of herself. Bad idea to tell the Burkinator.

First: Burke asks if this is true to the girl, to her face, she says yes, but denies Burke the God given right to see those naked pics. First wrong move.

Second: Burke gets mad because he doesn't get them, so goes behind her back to a guy who has them and tell him to send them to Burke. He does so, as any red-blooded male would, looking for solid wanking material.

Third: Burke, being the crazy mofo that he is, decides to send these pics to every guy he went to high school with, about 15 or 25. He then tells all of these guys, on at least 10 different University campuses to send them to every man in the University they knew. They appear on every major college campus on the East coast.

Finally: The girl finds out and decides to call Burke, Burke, being the politician and con man that he is, denies even getting the pics. She believes him and thinks he is a nice guy and takes Burke off of her list of persons who could have done this. Second wrong move.

So, Burke decides late one night that he wants to take this internationaly, and asks all of his many friends and associates on his internet forum if they want them. Burke is an ass.

PM me your email addresses if you want the nude pics.

CHEERS!
:LOL: ...


So, how'd it go with the girl? :D
 

Rami

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Dec 24, 2004
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You know whats the next step??

Get closer to her and try to help her to find who did this to her...frame it on anybody (andy could help;)....you become her hero....shag her....and get out of there:D
 
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