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Rami

Rami

The Linuxologist
#21
Dec 24, 2004
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#21
vSnoop said:
That's because you are fidel! :p


And relax man, I just find that funny just like the ones you posted, no biggie! This is not something against Islam/Muslims bullshit :shifty:
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I am relaxed, trust me. But its just funny cuz I was reading about this just this morning. Not imhalal, but http://www.naqatube.com/ (naqa=pure in arabic). Which is basically a "halal" youtube, that forbids music, women, and anything that is against the Saudi government....which made me chuckle.

The point is, on the Internet, there is something for every niche out there. And for every niche there will be 10 "entrepreneurs" trying to "cater" to sub-niches...if not even make up their own....
 

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Thread Starter #24
Oct 2, 2001
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    Rami said:
    I am relaxed, trust me. But its just funny cuz I was reading about this just this morning. Not imhalal, but http://www.naqatube.com/ (naqa=pure in arabic). Which is basically a "halal" youtube, that forbids music, women, and anything that is against the Saudi government....which made me chuckle.

    The point is, on the Internet, there is something for every niche out there. And for every niche there will be 10 "entrepreneurs" trying to "cater" to sub-niches...if not even make up their own....
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    That's even funnier :lol:

    I agree with the second part too, ofcourse these sites doesn't represent the billions out there, this thread was only aimed to the groups who are involved to make the site, or whoever support the idea (no offense if you do :p).
     

    Sadomin

    Senior Member
    #26
    Apr 5, 2005
    7,327
    #26
    I searched for porn on imhalal and I got this:

    WARNING: This website contains explicit haram material.
    You may only enter this Website if you are at least 12 years of age, or at least the age of majority in the jurisdiction where you reside or from which you access this Website. If you do not meet these requirements, then you do not have permission to use the Website. Shame on you, kafir.

    Guess it works.
     
    Martin

    Martin

    Senior Member
    #27
    Dec 31, 2000
    56,913
    #27
    Sadomin said:
    I searched for porn on imhalal and I got this:

    WARNING: This website contains explicit haram material.
    You may only enter this Website if you are at least 12 years of age, or at least the age of majority in the jurisdiction where you reside or from which you access this Website. If you do not meet these requirements, then you do not have permission to use the Website. Shame on you, kafir.

    Guess it works.
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    I think that's the point, actually. They want to find that stuff, but they also want the thrill of testing the "sensor". So if they can come up with something that gets flagged, so much the better, the site doesn't at all restrict you from seeing the results.
     
    Omair

    Omair

    Herticity
    #28
    Sep 27, 2006
    3,254
    #28
    Sadomin said:
    I searched for porn on imhalal and I got this:

    WARNING: This website contains explicit haram material.
    You may only enter this Website if you are at least 12 years of age, or at least the age of majority in the jurisdiction where you reside or from which you access this Website. If you do not meet these requirements, then you do not have permission to use the Website. Shame on you, kafir.

    Guess it works.
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    wo wo wo .. wait a sec .. 12? What sect are those people following?

    Anyway, all these websites are just milking a cashcow and not intended for long-time use .. that's what I guess ..

    I remember there was some site that called gnet or ginternet .. something like where g stands for green .. and it's aimed for, also, Halal internet it's not the first time someone makes such site and it surely won't be the last!
     
    Geof

    Geof

    Senior Member
    #31
    May 14, 2004
    6,740
    #31
    Sadomin said:
    I searched for porn on imhalal and I got this:

    WARNING: This website contains explicit haram material.
    You may only enter this Website if you are at least 12 years of age, or at least the age of majority in the jurisdiction where you reside or from which you access this Website. If you do not meet these requirements, then you do not have permission to use the Website. Shame on you, kafir.

    Guess it works.
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    Who's Kafir?
     
    Yamen

    Yamen

    Senior Member
    #33
    Apr 20, 2007
    11,809
    #33
    Your entusiasm for Islam is amazing guys. Keep it up. But I feel you just try to pick on it rather than learning the good practices.

    For this thread I say :lol:
     
    Byrone

    Byrone

    Peen Meister
    #36
    Dec 19, 2005
    30,778
    #36
    Darkie said:
    Kafir is nigger in afrikaans :D
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    No "Kaffir" is but Kafir is a term used for folks that dont follow or rather reject the word of Allah.

    You do realise that the original settlers used this term to describe the koi san as they had no official god so to speak.In essence it wasnt really meant to be used as a racist slur.
     
    Darkie

    Darkie

    GODOT
    #37
    Jan 30, 2009
    468
    #37
    Byrone said:
    No "Kaffir" is but Kafir is a term used for folks that dont follow or rather reject the word of Allah.

    You do realise that the original settlers used this term to describe the koi san as they had no official god so to speak.In essence it wasnt really meant to be used as a racist slur.
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    yup I know it was just a lame joke and it went over ya lol
     
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