Gonzalo Higuaín (73 Viewers)

[icemaη]

Morata is past his prime now. There's no hope for him since he left Juve.

He needs a nurturing environment. Dude is pretty weak mentally. Remember the period he was off form and Buffon had to nurse him? I think he'll do well here if he comes back. Obviously not Higuain well, because he doesn't have the talent.

 

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[DAiDEViL]

Morata is past his prime now. There's no hope for him since he left Juve.

An eternal talent he's gonna be

 

[Fr3sh]

He needs a nurturing environment. Dude is pretty weak mentally. Remember the period he was off form and Buffon had to nurse him? I think he'll do well here if he comes back. Obviously not Higuain well, because he doesn't have the talent.

Bring his BFFs isco and zaza the great with him

 

[Maddy]

:adonis:

 

[Post Ironic]

For longest time I actually believed him when he said he was a black Hebrew Israelite

@Kyle is ISUPK militant

 

[X Æ A-12]

Of course he is. Best striker in the world right now.

For longest time I actually believed him when he said he was a black Hebrew Israelite

Not officially but i get invites to the parties

 

[Fr3sh]

:adonis:

Maddy pls

@Kyle is ISUPK militant

Maddy pls

Not officially but i get invites to the parties

 

[Post Ironic]

He needs a nurturing environment. Dude is pretty weak mentally. Remember the period he was off form and Buffon had to nurse him? I think he'll do well here if he comes back. Obviously not Higuain well, because he doesn't have the talent.

Maybe Juventus must hire wet nurse. Maybe Alvaro needs breast milk to perform at highest level? I think it is worth a shot for our boy.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Not officially but i get invites to the parties

 

[icemaη]

Maybe Juventus must hire wet nurse. Maybe Alvaro needs breast milk to perform at highest level? I think it is worth a shot for our boy.

He just needs the Turin weather+wife combo. Chelsea only has one of them.

 

[Hydde]

He just needs the Turin weather+wife combo. Chelsea only has one of them.

One of them, and the wife combo also wants turin.. so is not a great combo in chelsea anyways.

 

[Fr3sh]

He needs Zaza and Isco

 

[DAiDEViL]

One of them, and the wife combo also wants turin.. so is not a great combo in chelsea anyways.

The wife probably wants Milan and London more than Turin, let's be honest here.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Who the hell would want to live in london?

 

[DAiDEViL]

Great city, even greater if you are loaded. Player wife's dream.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

We aren’t selling him you fucking geeks

Oh wow what a poor player Higuain has been for us 55 goals for us in two seasons, in a team that supposedly doesn’t have an attacking system. Not bad at all. He’s still got another season (or two) left in him at the highest level. You ungrateful fucks should cast your memories back to the not so distant past when we relied on goals from Matri (❤&#65039, Quags, Vucinic, Iaquinta and Amauri.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

I really like the fatman as a striker, but if sacrifices has to be made... we need to look forward and put our eggs on the dybala basket. We dont have much choice to be honest, because Higuain is 31. and dybala is like 6 younger plus more skilled.

Obvs is not good to lose our main goalscorer, but dybala can do that too if we support him properly. The Milan game is proof of what dybala can do when he is into the game. Back him up with proper midfielders and better Wingers and see how it goes. Its worth a try, as dybala is a very marketable assed from a financial POV, and also is a skilled player.

Business.

Higuain is 30.

Why do people always add an extra year (or sometimes 2 years) on his age.

It’s like the retards in here who moaned about us signing “a 30 year old for €90m OMFGGG” when he was 28.

 

[Jem83]

Quagliarella was a terrible striker. No clue why he's mentioned in this glorious thread

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Quagliarella was a terrible striker. No clue why he's mentioned in this glorious thread

:adonis:

 

[Jem83]

:adonis:

Trying to make me horny agian?

it's working