Gonzalo Higuaín (44 Viewers)

[piotrr]

Jesus, this guy in finals turns into Quag, while it's obvious that we need a Matri.

 

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[X Æ A-12]

put him on diet 1 goal scored = 2,000 calories

 

[lgorTudor]

Sorry, but there is absolutely no excuse for his dire finishing in this final. Or in the 2nd leg against Monaco. Or both legs against Barca. Just fucking dire.

How can anyone say this guy isn't a choker. He's the definition of it.

wow thanks for opening a new page, now nobody will read my poorly elaborated insult

 

[Post Ironic]

wow thanks for opening a new page, now nobody will read my poorly elaborated insult

My sincerest apologies.

 

[zizinho]

finals choker

if Dani dont win Balon dor, its because Higgy bottled like 27 of his perfectly created chances

 

[Post Ironic]

Alves could have 20+ assists right now, even with missing a couple months for the broken leg, if Higgy wasn't such a bottler.

 

[Paid-off-Ref]

Rest in CL Final?

 

[DAiDEViL]

Did you guys notice how well he did to create space for Dani Alves?

 

[Niku]

He will score a 10 goals on the CL final.
And then goes to celebrate at BK.

 

[JCK]

Sorry, but there is absolutely no excuse for his dire finishing in this final. Or in the 2nd leg against Monaco. Or both legs against Barca. Just fucking dire.

How can anyone say this guy isn't a choker. He's the definition of it.

I agree but one should not choke under pressure, I mean we took a two goal lead today and after some minutes in the second it was somehow obvious Lazio will not score. There was there no excuse whatsoever for him not to score. It much worse than choking.

 

[Boksic]

Should have scored, but did little wrong on both chances.

Kept the shots low and the 'keeper twice denied with the edge of his foot.

His overall play was excellent as always.

 

[radekas]

Please transfuse some Alves' blood into Higuain right before the CL final.

 

[Gep]

Think people are underestimating the keepers efforts here.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Please transfuse some Alves' blood into Higuain right before the CL final.

But dilute heavily with sugar first to prevent rejection and shock

 

[lgorTudor]

Kidnap Morata, strap a pillow under his jersey, shave his head and play him over this useless lard

 

[il brutto]

Good game from Higgy as always. Wouldn't have minded if he had scored but I'll take this level of performing even without the goals as long as someone else is able to score them. Football is about the team not the individual.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Yeah, good game but he's still a cagón in front of goal.

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Gotta love them tags in this thread.

 

[zizinho]

Kidnap Morata, strap a pillow under his jersey, shave his head and play him over this useless lard

sounds like a plan. he wont play for Madrid anyway

 

[Hydde]

He made space in his belly for some burgers after the game and he rightfully eat them

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Good game from Higgy as always. Wouldn't have minded if he had scored but I'll take this level of performing even without the goals as long as someone else is able to score them. Football is about the team not the individual.

Can't believe some of the garbage I'm reading in this thread. But the mods will give infractions when we insult guys like Pogba and Vidal