Nuthin' but a 'J' thang
One, two, three and to the fo'
Carlos Alberto Tevez and Higuain is at the do'
Ready to make a match winner, so back on up
('Cause you know we about to score shit up)
Gimme the ball first, so I can score a double
Brest and Ciudadela, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuthin' but a "J" thang, baaaaabay!
Two latino niggas so we're craaaaazay!
Juventus is the club that paaaaays me!
Unplayable, so please don't try to play this (Hell yeah)
But uh, back to the training at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'ma let 'em understand
from a young J's perspective
And before me dig out a goal I have ta' find an assist
You never know he could be beatin' his man
and trippin' his man - and at the same time scorin' on his man
Now you know I ain't with that shit, Lieutenant
Ain't no defender good enough to stop me while I'm up in it
(Yeah) And that's realer than Real-Deal Matri on the field
And now you defenders and midfielders know how I feel
Well if it's good enough to score off a proper chance
I'll take a small shot at some of that goalie stuff
