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Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
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:lol: OMG a Adidas backpack!
Adidas backpacks are now being used as bribes because the referees got tired of taking money. There are reports that once the backpack market is saturated, the next item Juventus will use to bribe officials is the fidget spinner. Leaked news from Fiat show that the Italian car company is in the process of converting one of their factories into a giant fidget spinner production line.
 

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Adidas backpacks are now being used as bribes because the referees got tired of taking money. There are reports that once the backpack market is saturated, the next item Juventus will use to bribe officials is the fidget spinner. Leaked news from Fiat show that the Italian car company is in the process of converting one of their factories into a giant fidget spinner production line.
One could argue that the Fiat 500 is a fidget spinner in car form.
 

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Ohaulick
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This comes as shocking news considering the fidget spinner is now past its’ peak demand with stock gathering dust all over the world. However, reputable sources tell us that Italian referees are very fond of the toy and have started keeping massive collections of varying shapes, colors, and sizes in a heated competiton against each other. Juventus hopes to take advantage of this by becoming the world’s largest producer of the toy.

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One could argue that the Fiat 500 is a fidget spinner in car form.
It’s all starting to make sense.
 

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Scouts wheeled out for Barrow
By Football Italia staff

Atalanta teenage striker Musa Barrow has already attracted scouts from Inter, Juventus, Borussia Dortmund and Chelsea.

The 19-year-old from Gambia is the latest product of the Orobici youth academy and has been extraordinary for the Primavera team, scoring 23 goals in just 18 games.

Barrow has started each of Atalanta’s last four Serie A games, contributing two goals and an assist.

According to Gazzamercato, an offshoot of La Gazzetta dello Sport, he has already been targeted by Inter, Juventus and Borussia Dortmund.

Chelsea scouts are expected in the stands for Sunday’s match between Lazio and Atalanta.

His price-tag could already be in the region of €25-30m.
 

MikeM

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Sep 21, 2008
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The Great Man has big decisions on his hand in the summer. Now that Costa has thrown himself straight into the limelight, you have to choose a formation where not only Dybala excels, but Costa too.

And sticking with this 2 striker formation where Dybala is in midfield and Costa is even further back all for the sake of Higuain, is nonsense.
 

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Costa - Dybala - Berna/ Cuads is the future :agree:

I love fatty but its time to acknowledge that his inclusion in the team is a mistake, a hindrance and continuing to play him due to the money already spent is not making up for the massive amount of money we dumped into him.
 

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