Giuseppe Marotta (52 Viewers)

[Badass J Elkann]

I loved Marotta before, but man I love him this mercato.

It's like someone told him in May what a release clause was and it blew his mind.

"Wait... so you're saying I can make a bid for a player... and the other team... can't reject?!"

"For the last time... Yes, Beppe it's called a release clause..."

"Pavel... have you ever heard of a... 'release clause'?"

"Srsly Beppe? YES!"

"HOLY MARKET OPPORTUNITY!"

 

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[Zacheryah]

We should have a dedicated thread where all the Marotta gifs are posted into

 

[juventino320]

I loved Marotta before, but man I love him this mercato.

It's like someone told him in May what a release clause was and it blew his mind.

"Wait... so you're saying I can make a bid for a player... and the other team... can't reject?!"

"For the last time... Yes, Beppe it's called a release clause..."

"Pavel... have you ever heard of a... 'release clause'?"

"Srsly Beppe? YES!"

"HOLY MARKET OPPORTUNITY!"

amazing shit

 

[Juvellino]

I loved Marotta before, but man I love him this mercato.

It's like someone told him in May what a release clause was and it blew his mind.

"Wait... so you're saying I can make a bid for a player... and the other team... can't reject?!"

"For the last time... Yes, Beppe it's called a release clause..."

"Pavel... have you ever heard of a... 'release clause'?"

"Srsly Beppe? YES!"

"HOLY MARKET OPPORTUNITY!"

 

[s4tch]

given pogba's supposed desire to leave, this looks like a good mercato so far. let's bring in some quality midfielders and even with pogba gone, we could end up with a stronger starting lineup.

 

[rakib567]

i wonder whats his plans if we sell pogba. i hope its not witsel

 

[Ahmed]

that Morata buyback drove him over the edge, San Beppe bitch-slapping any hoe that gets in his way.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

I love his new hobby of activating buy-out clauses.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Beppe is like Quagmire when he finds out about internet porn.

 

[Hust]

I love his new hobby of activating buy-out clauses.

There is no where to run. No where to hide. No price too high.

Beppe will find you. He will buy you. And he won't look back.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I loved Marotta before, but man I love him this mercato.

It's like someone told him in May what a release clause was and it blew his mind.

"Wait... so you're saying I can make a bid for a player... and the other team... can't reject?!"

"For the last time... Yes, Beppe it's called a release clause..."

"Pavel... have you ever heard of a... 'release clause'?"

"Srsly Beppe? YES!"

"HOLY MARKET OPPORTUNITY!"

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Release clauses will be his new thing. His new "loan with option to buy" or before that, "free agent".

He's gonna cause release clause inflation in the future

 

[Catenaccio]

Honestly, Marotta has been phenomenal. He really has. The list of successes are very long and the failures fairly short.

This guy could be the next Pogba next summer. Every club will want this guy now.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Any 2 of Mascherano/Rakitic/Herrera/Matic

Just Rakitic on his own would be a dream signing. Pjanic + Rakitic would more than make up for the loss of Pogba. And Juventus would be even more Balkan

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There is no where to run. No where to hide. No price too high.

Beppe will find you. He will buy you. And he won't look back.

All those eye jokes over the years has got the man on a warpath. No more will people mistake his kindness for weakness. Beppe is going to seek all the buyout clauses he can, and activate them ALL. Why? Because he damn well can, that's why.

 

[Fr3sh]

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Release clauses will be his new thing. His new "loan with option to buy" or before that, "free agent".

He's gonna cause release clause inflation in the future

Hopefully he won't stop offering 12mil for the van Persie's of the world

 

[Cheesio]

I loved Marotta before, but man I love him this mercato.

It's like someone told him in May what a release clause was and it blew his mind.

"Wait... so you're saying I can make a bid for a player... and the other team... can't reject?!"

"For the last time... Yes, Beppe it's called a release clause..."

"Pavel... have you ever heard of a... 'release clause'?"

"Srsly Beppe? YES!"

"HOLY MARKET OPPORTUNITY!"

Oh my god

You made my morning. ty

 

[Amer]

Marotta, thank you for existing.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Hopefully he won't stop offering 12mil for the van Persie's of the world

You just KNOW he makes this face when he puts those offers in ::

 

[ZoSo]

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

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[Siamak]