Official statement
Dear all,
It is with great pleasure that we announce the enhancement of our Society with the recruitment of
JFG™.
It has always been our intention to ensure growth by recruiting members suitable for preaching the gospel of The Great Man.
JFG landed in a remote location in the Norwegian mountains yesterday, and was immediately escorted to our chambers. There, he endured the 11 trials and convinced the Society that he is a true Marotta-believer at heart.
At one point, one of us even broke down in tears due to the share beauty of his words. Words he even managed to utter while still in excrutiating pain from having gone through the trials.
With the Anelka-signing being imminent, the Society has gone through a difficult time. But during this time it has received plenty of support from not only JFG, but other members as well. The Society thanks you all.
With this, we welcome our new blood brother JFG into our ranks.
President Nzoric
The Society