Yeah, like you always wash your dick after you pee.
Put perfume on your dick?


I could never in my life lick a girl vajayjay
I fucked her once, then I fucked her twice, then I ate that pussy like...
SHRIMP FRIED RICE!
SHRIMP FRIED RICE!

I was fucking my ex girlfriend (missionary position at the time), I had the urge to cum, so I pulled out and it was a massive load and it shot out and went all over her face and hair.
I was so proud of myself
Felt like a pornstar.
I was so proud of myself

sorry we broke up for real like last end of august
after that we didn't had sex
after that we didn't had sex
oh and about cheating your girls, as long as you find a better one, why not?
