Girls talk (5 Viewers)

[Suns]

I have no clue. Greg changed it. Seriously, I am sick of mods changing my username or avatar.

They should change your name to Snopp.

 

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[Christina]

Great. I don't know if you've noticed, but Mexico is a long way from Canada. Kate and I want to make out in the car and have sex. Now I don't mind driving and fucking at the same time, but Kate's a girl and well, you know how they think things are "dangerous" or "inappropriate".

Anyways, I need a driver so I can have sex with Kate from Canada to Mexico.

Only if you pay me well.

 

[Kate]

Great. I don't know if you've noticed, but Mexico is a long way from Canada. Kate and I want to make out in the car and have sex. Now I don't mind driving and fucking at the same time, but Kate's a girl and well, you know how they think things are "dangerous" or "inappropriate".

Anyways, I need a driver so I can have sex with Kate from Canada to Mexico.

Osman could do that without having to leave Mexico.

 

[Seven]

Osman could do that without having to leave Mexico.

Don't play games, babe.

 

[Snoop]

It's the story of Snoop.

are those testicles on the head?

 

[Suns]

I've been in Tijuana for Spring Break. Good times.

 

[Kate]

Don't play games, babe.

Not yet, anyway.

 

[bianconero]

I have no clue. Greg changed it. Seriously, I am sick of mods changing my username or avatar.

Joseph Merrick was a pretty good avatar.

 

[swag]

Osman could do that without having to leave Mexico.

Ah, the Mexican pipeline... brought to you by BP: Big Penis.

are those testicles on the head?

Actually, I wanna see that movie again. The cast is awesome and it's directed by David Lynch.

I've been in Tijuana for Spring Break. Good times.

Soaking up the Narcocorridos music while finding your hotel manager's head in a plastic bag on the beach? That sounds like heaven!

 

[X Æ A-12]

I've been in Tijuana for Spring Break. Good times.

Nice. Where in Tijuana?

 

[Seven]

Only if you pay me well.

If you hear a lot of slapping noises and a woman scream out in agony and/or pain, we're just having fun.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Seven... So charming!

 

[Kate]

If you hear a lot of slapping noises and a woman scream out in agony and/or pain, we're just having fun.

I apologise in advance Christina.

 

[Seven]

I apologise in advance Christina.

Yes, because although you will most likely be aroused by all this, Christina, you unfortunately cannot join in the fun. Someone has to drive, remember?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Yes, because although you will most likely be aroused by all this, Christina, you unfortunately cannot join in the fun. Someone has to drive, remember?

Exactly. In all of Toronto, let alone Canada, you're the only one who'd drive 2 people to Mexico. Not even cab drivers would do that. You're SO vital to his plans.

 

[Christina]

Yes, because although you will most likely be aroused by all this, Christina, you unfortunately cannot join in the fun. Someone has to drive, remember?

I'll do my best to resist.

 

[Dragon]

What nail polish you would be if you could pick.

Silver!

 

[.zero]

I actually grew up across the street from a Dutch family of Calvinists. They had 6 kids, Brady Bunch style, and you could not tell the boys from the girls.

I knew a few Calvin Klein addicts myself

 

[Lapa]

Yes, because although you will most likely be aroused by all this, Christina, you unfortunately cannot join in the fun. Someone has to drive, remember?

You're da man!

 

[.zero]

Seven... So charming!

I'm not sure if thats the proper adjective to use