Typical Scotland.
Oh that reminds me, last Friday night my friends and I were terriblly mean to some english lady peddling her husband's shitty band outside of the bars. One of my mates lived in england for a while and asked where she was from when she replied he "oooooh I've heard of that, they've got webbed feet due to the imbreeding". And then we beat up the town Chav.