General Religion & Philosophy Discussion Thread (23 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Avellino bus crashes, Santiago de Compostela train crashes, Asiana SF airline crashes... why is it that everyone on some kind of religious pilgrimage seems to die lately in a fiery ball of transportation death? Is God telling us something?

Maybe I should be grateful that he spared my mom from death when she was on a pilgrimage a few months ago.

 

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[Hængebøffer]

Some religious fanatics deserve to die.

It was a lot of kids, dude.

 

[Deep C]

It was a lot of kids, dude.

Those are the worst.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Those are the worst.

It's ok. They'll all go to heaven by default.

 

[IrishZebra]

You'd be against that?

 

[icemaη]

You'd be against that?

He just mad god didn't take him when he was young

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

You'd be against that?

Not at all. In fact, let's start killing babies so that we can spare them from experiencing the hell called earth.

He just mad god didn't take him when he was young

Bingo.

 

[IrishZebra]

Wow, you really need to sit down and read the bible with me. I'm worried about you dude, I fear you might become absorbed by bitterness and cynicism and shun the beauty of this world.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Wow, you really need to sit down and read the bible with me. I'm worried about you dude, I fear you might become absorbed by bitterness and cynicism and shun the beauty of this world.

As you wish, sensei!

 

[IrishZebra]

Miaow.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Miaow.

Of all the things you've said here, this makes no sense at all!

 

[ALC]

It's ok. They'll all go to heaven by default.

Not if they haven't been baptized.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Not if they haven't been baptized.

So you're saying that it's not even under the control of the baby? Pfftt.

 

[ALC]

So you're saying that it's not even under the control of the baby? Pfftt.

Watch Jim Jefferies' "I swear to God" if you haven't already.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Watch Jim Jefferies' "I swear to God" if you haven't already.

I think I have. But I'll give it a go again.

 

[swag]

Those are the worst.

 

[Lapa]

Wow, you really need to sit down and read the bible with me. I'm worried about you dude, I fear you might become absorbed by bitterness and cynicism and shun the beauty of this world.

It's you religious people that make us normal people "absorbed by bitterness and cynicism and shun the beauty of this world" like you put it out.

 

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He just mad god didn't take him when he was young

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Wow, you really need to sit down and read the bible with me. I'm worried about you dude, I fear you might become absorbed by bitterness and cynicism and shun the beauty of this world.

Well put. Atheism in a nutshell.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Pessimists live longer.

 

[ALC]

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Well put. Atheism in a nutshell.

lol good one