[Friendly] Borussia Dortmund 2-0 JUVENTUS (July 25th, 2015) (1 Viewer)

[KB824]

Mildly doomed now, but after we lose to Gdansk we will be in full-blow meltdown mode.

I have my noose, my cyanide tablets, and my razor blades at the ready once they lose.

I like to have options

 

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[Bianconero_Aus]

I have my noose, my cyanide tablets, and my razor blades at the ready once they lose.

I like to have options

That is an impressive array of options. Kudos, serge.

I'll just punish myself by reading 2 years worth of Cronios posts.

 

[KB824]

That is an impressive array of options. Kudos, serge.

I'll just punish myself by reading 2 years worth of Cronios posts.

I thought about that, but I don't want a slow, painful death.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

I have my noose, my cyanide tablets, and my razor blades at the ready once they lose.

I like to have options

What happened to the simpler things in life like just jumping off a bridge?

 

[KB824]

What happened to the simpler things in life like just jumping off a bridge?

I'd have to get in my car and drive to do that.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

I'd have to get in my car and drive to do that.

At least you get to enjoy a nice scenary before leaving this world. And get to feel the adrenaline of your heart pumping and beating like a drum.

*I'm like the guy from the anti-suicide prevention line

 

[DAiDEViL]

I have my noose, my cyanide tablets, and my razor blades at the ready once they lose.

I like to have options

you could combine all that...just to be sure.

- get your chair and your noose ready.
- use the razorblades.
- step up on the chair, put the noose on.
- throw in the tablets.
- kick chair away.

if you are american you could just use a shotgun though.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

you could combine all that...just to be sure.

- get your chair and your noose ready.
- use the razorblades.
- step up on the chair, put the noose on.
- throw in the tablets.
- kick chair away.

if you are american you could just use a shotgun though.

And he'd die knowing that we embarassed ourselves and hurt our image by losing another friendly

 

[Hust]

Anyone see that through ball by Dybala to Morata in the first half?


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Seriously though, if Bonucci didn't get Reus'd so badly I'd say we are definitely getting better at our counters.

 

[JuveJay]

Both of the goals came on counter attacks...

But really it's not hugely surprising considering the context - I know this isn't as fun as throwing statements around but bear with me - Dortmund are a team who cause damage on counters with fast players, and ours are hardly in the equivalent physical condition to be keeping hold of them in this game. You could see times where we simply stopped running and left defenders in 1 v 1 situations.

Shame about Mandzukic's miss, but I liked the first half, we competed well enough. Second half was the usual flurry of subs and kids, not at all interesting.