Friday night stories (1 Viewer)

[Dan]

I had a lethal combination of absolut vodka, beer and an accident prone friend.

As i was drunk as hell in the corner of the tram, it was our stop so my friend told me to get up. I couldnt move, so he pulled my arms and slammed me accidently into the wall, face first.

The next thing I remember is the medical staff taking me into an ambulance. Then I woke up in hospital 4 hours later. Fractured nose and swollen lips and all that shit.
Who can top my friday night story?

 

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[Martin]

I play tennis Friday nights, gives me something to do. Used to play football Fridays in the past.

 

[Dan]

Tennis is cool. alot of good looking girls play tennis. Shame I play tennis like a girl.

 

[Martin]

Tennis is cool. alot of good looking girls play tennis. Shame I play tennis like a girl.

It's pretty one dimensional. I miss football.

 

[Geof]

I was playing Ping Pong in a bar.

Then we took the tram to a club, and...
coincidence 1: The really cute Irish girl of my language course was there too.
coincidence 2: she appeared to know one of my Dutch friends here
coincidence 3: Her boyfriend :groan: who came to visit is on Eramus in Leuven, my Uni back in Belgium;
coincidence 4: Her sister also came to visit her, and damn....

In the end, had a nice evening.

 

[gray]

I was at work 'till late teaching English (yeah, really living it up :groan)

I was playing Ping Pong in a bar.

Wow, bar culture must be really different in your neck of the woods

 

[Geof]

Wow, bar culture must be really different in your neck of the woods

Dr. Pong is great. Imagine it wih loads of friends and beer...

 

[Martin]

Dr. Pong is great. Imagine it wih loads of friends and beer...

You'll excuse me for saying that that looks extremely stupid.

 

[Geof]

You'll excuse me for saying that that looks extremely stupid.

ooh. You clearly didn't experienced it/

I excuse you though

 

[Zé Tahir]

Played football after a looooong time, and yea, I still got it

went to a dead party, went to sleep.

 

[3pac]

I had a lethal combination of absolut vodka, beer and an accident prone friend.

As i was drunk as hell in the corner of the tram, it was our stop so my friend told me to get up. I couldnt move, so he pulled my arms and slammed me accidently into the wall, face first.

The next thing I remember is the medical staff taking me into an ambulance. Then I woke up in hospital 4 hours later. Fractured nose and swollen lips and all that shit.
Who can top my friday night story?

Once on a friday night I was in a similar condition when my best friend ran, jumped, and landed with all his weight behind his knee, into the side of my head. (I was on the ground)

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I think that happens every night to me.

Dan, where have you been?

 

[Zlatan]

You are so cool Dan.

 

[Snoop]

 

[Il Re]

I think that happens every night to me.

Dan, where have you been?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You are so cool Dan.

DUDE, he is.

 

[Dan]

You are so cool Dan.

If you were as cool as me you wouldnt have to go around making cynical and just generally sad comments. Food for thought.

 

[Dan]

I think that happens every night to me.

Dan, where have you been?

Hey,

Busy. Really busy. Life seemed to rocket recently and ive been taken on a crazy wave of alcoholism, women and music for the past 6 months. I love my life.

 

[Dan]

DUDE, he is.

Theres an old german saying that applies:

LÖSER!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Hey,

Busy. Really busy. Life seemed to rocket recently and ive been taken on a crazy wave of alcoholism, women and music for the past 6 months. I love my life.

Understandable, I love my life too.