A little bit of Kimi's specials
Reporter: You got a new tattoo. Is it permanent?
Kimi: -I don't know
Reporter: Would you go to any another team than Ferrari?
Kimi: -Probably not
Reporter: Surely not?
Kimi: -I said probably not
Lewis Hamilton said, that the first GP victory felt better than sex.
Kimi: -Perhaps he has never had sex
Reporter: Many drivers have a helmet-related rituals. Do you?
Kimi: -I wipe it, so I can see better.
Kimi drove to victory in Abu Dhabi in 2012. Team yelled instructions to earbuds
Kimi: -Just leave me alone. I know what I'm doing.
Reporter: What advice would you give to newcomers Nico Rosberg and Scott Speed?
Kimi: -I hope they are good to give way
Reporter: Do you have any hobbies?
Kimi: -I collect nuts
Reporter: Are you satisfied with the result (Kimi was left without points)?
Kimi: -Do you think I am?
Reporter: What you can do in Finland?
Kimi: -Well, in the summer you can fish and fuck - but in the winter, fishing is a little bad.
Kimi missed the ceremony, where Pele handed the award to Michael Schumacher for his career. The press conference hosted by Martin Brundle asked why on live TV.
Kimi: -I was having a shit