first date with a montengren chick (1 Viewer)

[cyril]

How do you guys think it went ? Let's speculate since he hasn't signed in since

 

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[Dostoevsky]

I think he died while using some of these.

1-make sure you're not into cocks, you never know.
2-If you're trying local food always go for the "lakh lakh"
3-If she asks to pee on you, either accept or refuse politely.
4-Always wait at least 2.65 seconds after she talks to reply.
5-Never ever tell her you kissed a guy before, even if you want too.
6-If she happens to be wearing white apparel, or refers to white apparel at any moment. This means shes in heat, go for it.
7-Last but not least, memorize the Montenegrin anthem and recite it (while kneeling) at least once every hour.

Tell her you wish to put your Serbia in her Montenegro.

 

[sarin16]

dont wory im back

 

[Lion]

I wasn't worried. I was actually happy you were gone

 

[sarin16]

I wasn't worried. I was actually happy you were gone

yea the entire world was happy when i was gone

 

[Alen]

yea the entire world was happy when i was gone

So how did the date go ?
Every montenegrin girl i know is at least a head taller than me (and i'm not short) and half of them are so big and strong that they'll easily beat an angry Sissoko.
I guess you didn't use cyril's advices because you'd be dead by now and you wouldn't have been able to write here anymore.
What did you do ?

P.S: And i'm officially asking the people from Montenegro what were their parents feeding them with ? When you go there you feel like a Lilliputian in Gulliver's land. They are the tallest nation in Europe with an average height of 1.90 cm ( 6 feet 2 inch) and they're getting taller and taller.

 

[sarin16]

So how did the date go ?
Every montenegrin girl i know is at least a head taller than me (and i'm not short) and half of them are so big and strong that they'll easily beat an angry Sissoko.
I guess you didn't use cyril's advices because you'd be dead by now and you wouldn't have been able to write here anymore.
What did you do ?

i was pretty well, although she is a sex freak.

 

[delpierofan82]

i was pretty well, although she is a sex freak.

Congratulations!!!

 

[cunninlynguists]

So how did the date go ?
Every montenegrin girl i know is at least a head taller than me (and i'm not short) and half of them are so big and strong that they'll easily beat an angry Sissoko.
I guess you didn't use cyril's advices because you'd be dead by now and you wouldn't have been able to write here anymore.
What did you do ?

P.S: And i'm officially asking the people from Montenegro what were their parents feeding them with ? When you go there you feel like a Lilliputian in Gulliver's land. They are the tallest nation in Europe with an average height of 1.90 cm ( 6 feet 2 inch) and they're getting taller and taller.

Woa I gotta get myself a Montegren chick. I'm 2.02cm. There is a girl here in the neighbourhood from Montenegro, but shes like 1.65/70cm.

 

[Albertmare]

Congratulations!!!

Did you get her cocks ?

 

[sarin16]

Did you get her cocks ?

 

[Bjerknes]

i was pretty well, although she is a sex freak.

So you put it in her butt?

 

[Lucky Luke]

yo sarin
i bet you followed nick17 advice am i right?

 

[petersmit]

Did you get her cocks ?

eh.. they call those things feet you know...

 

[delpierofan82]

Did you get her cocks ?

Do you mean the cock which is bird

 

[Lucky Luke]

Do you mean the cock which is bird

ooo you also got the "bird" definition about your thing there
we do have the same cheers

 

[delpierofan82]

ooo you also got the "bird" definition about your thing there
we do have the same cheers

cool

 

[sarin16]

yo sarin
i bet you followed nick17 advice am i right?

yes i put my serbia in her montenegro

 

[Lucky Luke]

yes i put my serbia in her montenegro

good for you...
for her?

 

[sarin16]

good for you...
for her?

for the both of us