first date with a montengren chick (1 Viewer)

cyril

Let's roll
Jul 6, 2006
2,689
#3
1-make sure you're not into cocks, you never know.
2-If you're trying local food always go for the "lakh lakh"
3-If she asks to pee on you, either accept or refuse politely.
4-Always wait at least 2.65 seconds after she talks to reply.
5-Never ever tell her you kissed a guy before, even if you want too.
6-If she happens to be wearing white apparel, or refers to white apparel at any moment. This means shes in heat, go for it.
7-Last but not least, memorize the Montenegrin anthem and recite it (while kneeling) at least once every hour.



I hope this helps :)
 

Il Re

-- 10 --
Jan 13, 2005
4,031
#4
1-make sure you're not into cocks, you never know.
2-If you're trying local food always go for the "lakh lakh"
3-If she asks to pee on you, either accept or refuse politely.
4-Always wait at least 2.65 seconds after she talks to reply.
5-Never ever tell her you kissed a guy before, even if you want too.
6-If she happens to be wearing white apparel, or refers to white apparel at any moment. This means shes in heat, go for it.
7-Last but not least, memorize the Montenegrin anthem and recite it (while kneeling) at least once every hour.



I hope this helps :)
:lol:
 

.zero

★ ★ ★
Aug 8, 2006
80,770
#5
1-make sure you're not into cocks, you never know.
2-If you're trying local food always go for the "lakh lakh"
3-If she asks to pee on you, either accept or refuse politely.
4-Always wait at least 2.65 seconds after she talks to reply.
5-Never ever tell her you kissed a guy before, even if you want too.
6-If she happens to be wearing white apparel, or refers to white apparel at any moment. This means shes in heat, go for it.
7-Last but not least, memorize the Montenegrin anthem and recite it (while kneeling) at least once every hour.



I hope this helps :)
:lol:

+rep
 

Geof

Senior Member
May 14, 2004
6,740
#6
Tell her about Vukcevic, Jovetic and Vucinic. She must be remotely related to one of the three.
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,253
#14
Be yourself unless your self happens to be a serial killer. If that's the case act normal and don't hide her parts in your wall. Everyone does that. It's so passe.
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
#15
1-make sure you're not into cocks, you never know.
2-If you're trying local food always go for the "lakh lakh"
3-If she asks to pee on you, either accept or refuse politely.
4-Always wait at least 2.65 seconds after she talks to reply.
5-Never ever tell her you kissed a guy before, even if you want too.
6-If she happens to be wearing white apparel, or refers to white apparel at any moment. This means shes in heat, go for it.
7-Last but not least, memorize the Montenegrin anthem and recite it (while kneeling) at least once every hour.



I hope this helps :)
:lol2:
 

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