Fernando Llorente (4 Viewers)

HAZEM

L'architetto
Apr 22, 2008
8,215
Amauri 2 seriously just without the fake long hair.

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this guy watch isis on fox cause seriously he is afraid of the ball like its a bomb and then fall fall and fall and fall. i don't want to see this guy again.
 

Lion

King of Tuz
Jan 24, 2007
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of course we are comparing him to amauri

forget about his goal. his general play is terrible. he doesnt assist. he doesnt hold up play. his link up his horrilbe his off the ball movment is horrible. he has no pace. he doesnt beat offside traps.

all he can do is head a ball. great. xcept we dont play with crosses so useless
 

Van Helsing

Senior Member
Oct 2, 2007
2,546
why we are talking about a Spaniard striker? they are all shit! this is why top of spaniard teams didn't signed any spaniard striker!

Real Madrid : Benzema (not spaniard)
Barcelona : Suarez (not spaniard)
Atletico Madrid : Mandzukic (not spaniard)
Sevilla : Bacca and Gameiro (not spaniard)

this explains everything...
 

Hydde

Minimiliano Tristelli
Mar 6, 2003
38,710
why we are talking about a Spaniard striker? they are all $#@!! this is why top of spaniard teams didn't signed any spaniard striker!

Real Madrid : Benzema (not spaniard)
Barcelona : Suarez (not spaniard)
Atletico Madrid : Mandzukic (not spaniard)
Sevilla : Bacca and Gameiro (not spaniard)

this explains everything...
Sadly, it is starting to make sense.
 

Pirlo's Beard

Junkie Joe Joyce
Oct 2, 2013
11,220
Well Morata is young, and unless you're insanely good and/or have a very marketable name I.E James after his WC you don't start for Madrid at a young age when you're an attacker, they like to spend hundreds of millions rejuvenating that department

But yeah generally Spanish strikers are shit atm but Costa (Still counts) has been raping for Chelsea and obviously Atletico and Morata looks decent.

Llorente, Torres etc are pretty shit though.
 

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