Fernando Llorente (49 Viewers)

[Post Ironic]

Hi Terence,

I am rather surprised by your sudden rude attitude towards my humble opinions. But nonetheless, I find the humorous side of it when you liken me to a broken record when your country produces the most boring comedy, Terrence and Phillips, where the characters just fart on each others face.

Well, seeing that you only play hockey, it would be unreasonable for me to fight with you about how amauri is similar to llorente.
As much as you disagree with me opinion, you should have kept your manner in check. Do you see me ranting at you when you stated
"Oh man, Paul Pogba will just be another Padoin" while farting at your friend's face?

This is just so

You do know South Park is American... and Terrance and Phillip are South Park characters? Right? Canadians did not create Terrance and Phillip. No.

Instead, we created bizarre comedy films like Strange Brew. Hockey and mind-control drugs in beer and a superhero dog, as a comedy. Very strange.

Regardless. Strange post. Are you obsessed with flatulence, and likening Llorente to Amauri? Is that your schtick?

 

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[Bianconero_Aus]

u r right. Looking at how good our midfield and buildup is, we do not need a world class striker anymore. the quality of chances and amount of chances our midfield create is enough for an amauri-like player to hit over 15 goals a season.

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This is just so

You do know South Park is American... and Terrance and Phillip are South Park characters? Right? Canadians did not create Terrance and Phillip. No.

Instead, we created bizarre comedy films like Strange Brew. Hockey and mind-control drugs in beer and a superhero dog, as a comedy. Very strange.

Regardless. Strange post. Are you obsessed with flatulence, and likening Llorente to Amauri? Is that your schtick?

You guys produced Tom Green as well. Fucking legend of a man.

 

[Ahmed]

Luis Enrique can go choke on Messi's dick and die.

Fernando isn't going anywhere, end of discussion.

 

[Post Ironic]

You guys produced Tom Green as well. $#@!ing legend of a man.

Early Tom Green was pretty much amazing!

 

[sgjuveboy]

So much hate in this forum hahahahahah. Stop the hate on amauri please.

 

[Azzurri7]

Should have been on his way to Brazil instead of Torres. It must be devastating for him after having a very good season.

Another reason to hate Spain.

 

[ZoSo]

So much hate in this forum hahahahahah. Stop the hate on amauri please.

@PostIronic @Bianconero_Aus @Mr Chocolate etc -rep train pls

 

[Ragazza]

Huh. Llorente doesn't look half bad with Amauri's haircut.

 

[Post Ironic]

Llorente-Amauri hybrid... Hot enough for a quick shag?

 

[Ahmed]

Huh. Llorente doesn't look half bad with Amauri's haircut.

he looks like a meth addict.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

@PostIronic @Bianconero_Aus @Mr Chocolate etc -rep train pls

Oh he gon feel it.

 

[Ragazza]

Llorente-Amauri hybrid... Hot enough for a quick shag?

Too far. I said "not half bad".

he looks like a meth addict.

Needs more open sores and caved-in skin for that.

 

[sgjuveboy]

@PostIronic @Bianconero_Aus @Mr Chocolate etc -rep train pls

zoso I like your avatar. the one with inter shirt in the toilet bowl AKA your mouth. forza zoso forza italia!

 

[Xperd]

 

[ZoSo]

zoso I like your avatar. the one with inter shirt in the toilet bowl AKA your mouth. forza zoso forza italia!

 

[Klin]

Amauri was good at what he does, guys. Stop hating.

 

[Cuti]

his arms were always tired at the end of the game from all the clapping

 

[Scottish]

And all the running to help his friends.

 

[GarfielD]

 

[Dostoevsky]

I posted the news in the wrong thread. Here:

La Stampa says he's transfer listed.

His price is ~20mln and currently wanted by Valencia and Barca.