Breaking News:
Felipe Melo was substituted yesterday not because of an injury, rather he forgot to floss. Del Neri will be pleased to have his DM back in the lineup in no time, though it is an entirely different story coming from Melo's dentist.
"I have decided to fine him a weeks wages and replace his mint flavored floss with a non-flavor floss for 30 days until he learns his lesson. The lad needs to get his head straight and his gums cleaned", claimed his Dentist after the match.
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More to follow tomorrow....