Felipe Melo (349 Viewers)

[Kasaki]

Is he back before the Roma game?

he has to , to repeat his crazy celebration

 

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[El Santo]

injury doesn't seem that bad

what was the point of bringing him in???he wasnt 100% fit and now we risk to lose him even more...we should have brought in brazzo in the 1st place.

He probably didn't want to risk Sissoko getting a red.

 

[Hust]

Breaking News:

Felipe Melo was substituted yesterday not because of an injury, rather he forgot to floss. Del Neri will be pleased to have his DM back in the lineup in no time, though it is an entirely different story coming from Melo's dentist.

"I have decided to fine him a weeks wages and replace his mint flavored floss with a non-flavor floss for 30 days until he learns his lesson. The lad needs to get his head straight and his gums cleaned", claimed his Dentist after the match.
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More to follow tomorrow....

 

[ReBeL]

 

[the jesus]

Melo is ok.

He should be ready to play Brescia.

 

[CAPITANO]

 

[Showdown25]

I like his jacket.

I guess that other guy is his brother?

 

[rounder]

Juve's locker room is shit compared to Milan's.

 

[Showdown25]

It's the Olimpico, not Juve's stadium.

 

[Salvatore]

I like his jacket.

I guess that other guy is his brother?

Nah, uncle perhaps? His brother looks a lot younger.

We'll have sparkly new changing rooms soon enough to compete with Milan.

 

[Trezegol17]

Breaking News:

Felipe Melo was substituted yesterday not because of an injury, rather he forgot to floss. Del Neri will be pleased to have his DM back in the lineup in no time, though it is an entirely different story coming from Melo's dentist.

"I have decided to fine him a weeks wages and replace his mint flavored floss with a non-flavor floss for 30 days until he learns his lesson. The lad needs to get his head straight and his gums cleaned", claimed his Dentist after the match.
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More to follow tomorrow....

Hus, that was not even close being funny Keep focussing on Dzeko, that's where your talent is!

Melo, he conquer Roma and give us the crazy dance!

 

[Hust]

:nerd:

 

[CaesarCod]

That jacket is win.

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

 

[JCK]

Is Pepe taking a dump in your avatar?

 

[CAPITANO]

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

Is Pepe taking a dump in your avatar?

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[Stevie]

Is Pepe taking a dump in your avatar?

 

[ALC]

sick

 

[JCK]

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You have a picture of Pepe in your avatar, right?

Was it taken while he was taking a shit? You know the thing you do to empty your stomach from waste, you sit on the toilet seat and take a dump, do you usually do that?