What do you propose:
- harassment on Instagram
- or old school: we burst his tires and send a horse's head in his bed.
I'm ready.
Anything that works and gets him to leave
First, we try the soft approach:
Phase 1:
Bertha, we have some deals for you. Please look over some of them and decide what's best for you. This could be a pivotal moment in your career. Don't forget that Euro 2021 is just around the corner - you want to give yourself the best opportunity to be on that team.
Phase 2:
Bertha, have you decided yet? Boavista in Portugal are really interested in acquiring your services. We'll even pay 30% of your salary for the next 1.5 years. How about Leverkusen or Wolfsburg? You want to stay in Italy? I will see if Roma or Lazio are interested.
Phase 3:
Look Bertha. We need to plusvalenza your ass. You're surplus to requirements, and, let's be honest, you're not good enough for Juventus. Your hair, your guitar, your faggy instagram account, they all make you a bonadifde pussyfag and the epitome of a mental midget. If you choose to stay, you won't play. Is that what you want? Earn your place you say? WTF have you been doing for the past 3 years? Were you in some sort of self induced coma Bish? You gotta leave Bertha. This is not a negotiation anymore. If you stay, you won't play. The next time I see you in my office, I want to see you with the jersey of the team you have selected. Now, GTFO. I have to call Raiola and see how much it's going to cost to bring in Kerlon for the HT Scudetto show.