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    Homer

    "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
     
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    "Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:

    You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal.

    In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."
     
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    The one where Bart has to jump on the grapes and they put antifreeze in the wine?

    Nope, no idea what you're talking about

    :p
     
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    ++ [ originally posted by Graham ] ++
    The one where Bart has to jump on the grapes and they put antifreeze in the wine?

    Nope, no idea what you're talking about

    :p
    the one where bart goes to France as a foreign exchange student and another student comes to live with the simpsons. and the guy is from albania.

    and homer goes "Albania? Are the all white there?" or somethin like that.
     
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    Haha i was j/k dude, of course I know what you're talking about ;)

    :LOL: Albinos :)

    "I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."
     

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    fav. characters

    Homer
    comic book store guy
    Mr. Burns
    Willie
    Ned Flanders

    quotes... hmmm. I haven't read all the replies...
    But this one, LOL! when Homer and Bart goes to the post office
    to get hold of the improper letter Homer wrote to Mr. Burns...

    at the post office he goes to the clerk:

    homer: Hi, my name is Mr. Burns. I belive you have a letter for me
    clerk: yes, mr. Burns, and what is your first name
    Homer: (rolling his eyes) I don't know!

    and in the next scene homer and bart are sitting outside the post office and homer looks at bart and says, great plan Bart!

    :rofl:
     

    swag

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    ++ [ originally posted by Graham ] ++
    Post them here~

    My favourite characters are Ralph and Chief Wiggum, Snake the criminal and Hans Moleman.
    ...
    Operator! Give me the number for 911!
    ...Or the infamous Chief Wiggum response when picking up a phone call to the police office right before they make the big lottery draw on TV: "Ah, sorry -- this is 9-1-2." <click>
     

    delpiero10

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    I like the ending on the episode were Homer and Marge was in court for being bad parents. When the good judge comes back with the "boys will be boys" talk then their free to go. Marge says in the car that we should all stay out of trouble with law for a year......the first thing homer does is to brake heavy down for red light and run over a pedestrian :D,.....just the radio Marge.

    My fav characters:

    Homer
    Bart
    Burns
    Moe
    Marge
     

    Dan

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    Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.

    i love that!!
     

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