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Geof

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May 14, 2004
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The Pado said:
Lack of sleep and masturbating in shoes has me worn out. Do you think a Red Bull would help? I've never had one.
yuck. don't it tastes horrible and has the same effect than a good espresso; it's supposed to be made with Bull testicles ffs...
 

Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
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The Pado said:
Lack of sleep and masturbating in shoes has me worn out. Do you think a Red Bull would help? I've never had one.
I feel that shit. Red Bull does give u wings,although it would be better if some lady could milk ur prostate.

Just a suggestion.Use it, dont use it.
 

The Pado

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Jul 12, 2002
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Geof said:
yuck. don't it tastes horrible and has the same effect than a good espresso; it's supposed to be made with Bull testicles ffs...

That sounds like an urban legend. I doubt there are any animal parts in the beverage to be honest.
 

Geof

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May 14, 2004
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The Pado said:
That sounds like an urban legend. I doubt there are any animal parts in the beverage to be honest.
Well, it does contain Taurine, that was originally discovered in Bulls. Not in the tesicles, though.

Anyway, fap a shoe or have an espresso/
 

The Pado

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Jul 12, 2002
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Geof said:
Well, it does contain Taurine, that was originally discovered in Bulls. Not in the tesicles, though.

Anyway, fap a shoe or have an espresso/
Here it is


Red Bull is a utility drink to be taken against mental or physical weariness or exhaustion. Red Bull combines two natural substances and important metabolic transmitters - the amino acid taurine and the glucuronolactone - with stimulating caffeine, vitamins and the energy provided by carbohydrates. The leader in the energy drinks category.




Espresso and Fapping would have opposite effects, but I appreciate the thought.
 
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