Famous Wisdoms, Quotations and Proverbs Thread (11 Viewers)

gray

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Apr 22, 2003
30,260
#81
Yes, London. You know, fish, chips, cup o' tea. Bad food, worse weather. Mary fu**in' Poppins. London! (Snatch)

What's the matter with that space over there?
It's too tight.
"Too tight?" You could land a jumbo-fu**ing-jet in there! (Snatch)

I didn't see it there.
It's a four-ton truck, Tyrone. It's not a Sosa packet of fu**ing peanuts, is it?
It was at a funny angle.
It's behind you, Tyrone. Whenever you reverse things come from behind you. (Snatch)

We've lost Gorgeous George.
Well, where'd you lose him?! He ain't a set of fu**ing car keys, is he? And, it's not as if he's incon-fu**ing-spicuous, now is it? (Snatch)

J'like dags? (Snatch)
 

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Vicky

Senior Member
Jan 9, 2004
1,566
#82
ok i hope you have enough time and patience to read this one
the sencored words are "f@ck" this one is from the 25th hour
I LOVE THE QUOTE
and i got more from all kinds of tarantino movies for later on but i wanna start it off with this one

btw gray i love your first one :)

" **** me? **** you! **** you and this whole city and everyone in it. **** the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. **** squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a ****ing job! **** the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in ****ing training. Slow the **** down! **** the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. **** the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? **** the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you ****ing came from! **** the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! **** the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother ****ers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for ****ing life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a ****ing break! Tyco! Inclone! Adelphia! Worldcom! **** the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst ****in' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good. **** the Bensonhurst Italians with their palmaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. **** the Upper East Side wives with their Armani scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! **** the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the **** on! **** the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! **** the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. **** the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, **** JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in ****in' Otisville, Jay! **** Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!"
 
Jan 7, 2004
29,704
#84
++ [ originally posted by MiaWallace ] ++
ok i hope you have enough time and patience to read this one
the sencored words are "f@ck" this one is from the 25th hour
I LOVE THE QUOTE
and i got more from all kinds of tarantino movies for later on but i wanna start it off with this one

btw gray i love your first one :)

" **** me? **** you! **** you and this whole city and everyone in it. **** the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. **** squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a ****ing job! **** the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in ****ing training. Slow the **** down! **** the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. **** the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? **** the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you ****ing came from! **** the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! **** the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother ****ers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for ****ing life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a ****ing break! Tyco! Inclone! Adelphia! Worldcom! **** the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst ****in' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good. **** the Bensonhurst Italians with their palmaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. **** the Upper East Side wives with their Armani scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! **** the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the **** on! **** the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! **** the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. **** the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, **** JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in ****in' Otisville, Jay! **** Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!"

somebody should keep that as a speech
 

venom

Senior Member
Oct 22, 2003
1,288
#89
There ain't nothing geek in LOTR, dammit.

My sig's one. I'll add some wisdom of Jeff yet again -
"Oh, I love the word naked. It's brilliant, isn't it. Nn-naked."
I think I've been watching Coupling too much..
 

venom

Senior Member
Oct 22, 2003
1,288
#91
Jeff once again:
"You know what's great about skirts. When a woman is wearing a skirt you know, you know that somewhere in that room shifting all the time there's the VAA, the Visual Access Angle. A clear line of sight right to base camp. You just have to switch chairs, right, or maybe move your head a bit. Or accidentally fall on the floor. And there'll be nothing but clear air between you and intimate sighting number one.... Sorry, I was just thinking about skirts."
 

Gandalf

Senior Member
Jul 28, 2003
2,038
#92
++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
yet another LORT geek :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
I hate it when some people call someone a geek..!!

what do you mean..? what does this fvcking word mean..?

is it when someone is interested in something so much that everybody else notice his interest..!!?? or what..?

if that what it is about, then hell yeah, I'm a LOTR GEEK.. but don't forget that you are also a geek.. whatever you like.. you will be officially labeled a "whatever-Geek".. and everybody in these forums will be called "Juve Geeks" except for Incubo.. he is a milan geek. and then we'll have some computer geeks in the technology sections and some movie geeks in the movies and TV section .. so this whole forum will be consisting of a lot of different geeks..

so there will no point of saying :"yet another lotr geek.." now, will it..?



and thanx for backing me up baggio and venom..
 

Gandalf

Senior Member
Jul 28, 2003
2,038
#97
++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
man u have no idea how much i miss one

u geek :D:D:fero:
how about youi say your opinion about something.. then I bash it.. then you start calling me names.. and there we go.. a FIGHT..!! :excited:
 

Vicky

Senior Member
Jan 9, 2004
1,566
SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU DORKY ASS MOTHERF*CKERS !!!!!!




















OH YEAH I SAID IT !!!!!!!!















hahahaha i'm just kidding ........ just playing with ya
 

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