everything but the girl... (15 Viewers)

Should we ever read this guy's stuff?

  • Yes

  • No

  • Man, fuck this shit, it's too long...

  • What the fuck is this?

  • Who is this guy?

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GordoDeCentral

GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
#61
Apr 14, 2005
70,781
#61
Lion said:
Are you serious?? Because whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
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Echo at it again? but i understand why you'd hate on someone who's 'creative'
 

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Gamaro

Gamaro

The Arabian Knight
#62
Aug 6, 2007
1,289
#62
I don't find any reason for that poll other than making fun of him,this is nt fair.
I think this forum is meant to share,all of us here have the right to post equally.

To the one who made this poll,if u don't like his stuff then just don't read.
 
ßöмßäяðîëя

ßöмßäяðîëя

The Krazyman
#64
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
#64
Lion said:
Are you serious?? Because whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
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:lol2:

I love it.
 
Lion

Lion

King of Tuz
#66
Jan 24, 2007
36,185
#66
it's a copy paste post.

someone posted it a long time ago.

post becomes legendary.

people start posting it as a response to posts, usually dumb stupid ones.
 
Azzurri7

Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
Moderator
#68
Dec 16, 2003
72,692
#68
Lion said:
Are you serious?? Because whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
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:lol2::lol2: Brilliant
 
Ahmed

Ahmed

Principino
#77
Sep 3, 2006
47,928
#77
gamaro28 said:
I don't find any reason for that poll other than making fun of him,this is nt fair.
I think this forum is meant to share,all of us here have the right to post equally.

To the one who made this poll,if u don't like his stuff then just don't read.
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you clearly don't know this guy.
 
Ford Prefect

Ford Prefect

Senior Member
#78
May 28, 2009
10,557
#78
thegutterpoet said:
tell me, 'azzurri', why is it, that even when you try, blatantly to goad me into flames, and I remain smouldering, do you then, once again, within minutes, repeat your attempt??? Can you not see...that when I do not meet your eagerness for puerile chest beating, with venom, you make yourself look so small, and meaningless????

Why don't you, as you have done with plenty of other threads in this forum, simply avoid commenting, especially when your comments are solely aimed at antagonism???

For this thread is both an open expression of self, and likely, a story, that some, perhaps not many, but some, will relate to...

so, seriously...why try to make it into some kind of battle??? Truly, there is no need. I dont wish to insult you. I do not wish to fight anyone on these forums, for its futile, fighting on a screen...why not just try and accept 'that chap, gutterpoet, is merely sharing his lunacy, in a forum which is littered with other members sharing their lunacy...and whilst i dont like him, showing myself, purely in order to cause a stir, is rather...childish...so why not, simply avoid the needless bother??? and let that gutterpoet chap, like I let others, express himself, in the correct forum, and leave him be?>????'...
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wow....you really behave in a fucking pretentious way.

Man up, stop writting like such a fag when you are talking to people.
 
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