Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory (8 Viewers)

[mikhail]

KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

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From America's finest source of comedy, the Onion. I really liked this one. It so neatly parodies the arguments for 'Intelligent Design'; even seems more farcical because I know more about physics than anthropology.

Does anyone here believe in the theory of intelligent design?

 

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[#10]

Is it me or is there no serious cocnrete evidence of Falling theory being possible??

Have i miss read this article?

 

[mikhail]

++ [ originally posted by John #10 ] ++
Have i miss read this article?

The article is a parody - it's written to mock the 'arguments' backing up the thoery of intelligent design that's getting so much pres in the US.

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by mikhail ] ++
Does anyone here believe in the theory of intelligent design?

 

[mikhail]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++

You don't think that's possible? Surely, you, above anyone else here, have seen the, erm, interesting ideas some of our members have.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by mikhail ] ++
KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

For full article, click here


From America's finest source of comedy, the Onion. I really liked this one. It so neatly parodies the arguments for 'Intelligent Design'; even seems more farcical because I know more about physics than anthropology.

Does anyone here believe in the theory of intelligent design?

:LOL:

The Onion is class.

 

[swag]

Hey, I've been touched by his noodly appendage myself.

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[mikhail]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
Hey, I've been touched by his noodly appendage myself.

http://www.venganza.org/

That's excellent.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

[...] We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. [...]

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:


I almost killed myself laughing when I read that.

 

[swag]

WWFSMD, man, WWFSMD.

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by mikhail ] ++

You don't think that's possible? Surely, you, above anyone else here, have seen the, erm, interesting ideas some of our members have.

The story made me smile, that's all.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
WWFSMD, man, WWFSMD.

Quality, pure quality.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down,"


why am i not surprised

 

[Alucard Belmont]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down,"


why am i not surprised

he is so great that he pushed all single objects in earth down.
oh, except those flying objects, like airplane, helicopter,etc