Wtf is Portugal doing in your list
Ukraine
That song was absolute garbage.
A terrible mix of folk music with some cliche techno/trance melody and sprinkled with Enya vibes.
The singer also looked like an elf in a forest of white walkers.
Over all, it just gave me nightmares and ear cancer.
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Just saw Azerbaijan, she should shaked here Mata Hari a little more
As Piotr said, she's like a replica of Ariana Grande.
However, I have no idea what Mata Hari, cobras and an Indian motif has to do with Azerbaijan and Europe, but I digress.
The Greek entry was full of energy, and the girl was super cute. The Serbian vixens were also a sight to behold.
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Professionally I dont know. But we had a 12 man strong betting pool competition within our family, litterally only reason I watched this

Who can guess who ends up where in the top 10 (I finished 3rd place and won a little prize, won extra bonus for guessing UK would be last lol).
I never knew Germans had a sense of humor, but apparently they do- sending that joke of an entry was absolute proof of that.