I think it's all due to prostitution they're having in their country. I mean just look at how Ferguson is chewing his gum. Then take a look at Rio Ferdinands skeleton big lips. It's all connected.
I was a Chelsea player and saw Ronaldo lying on the ground as the picture above shows. After drinking plenty of alcohol before the game, I thought Ronaldo's head was the football, so I kicked it as hard as I could and Ronaldo soon was sent to the hospital and was unable to play football again. Then my alarm clock went off.