Uefa have rejected Manchester United's proposal to change the format of the Champions League to help ensure that ‘higher-profile’ clubs reach the last eight.
Earlier this week United called for a seeding system instead of the random draw which currently takes place after the first group stage.
But Uefa director of communications William Gaillard said: "These plans would turn the competition into a bit of a joke.
"Are United saying they want a static competition where the same clubs reach the latter stages every season?"
He added: "If that’s the case, supporters and television companies would lose interest straightaway because the competition would become boring.
"The reason why the Champions League is so lucrative to clubs is because the competition is so exciting and full of surprises."
United were eliminated from the Champions League after losing to AC Milan in the first knockout phase this season. Real Madrid, Barcelona and holders Porto also went out at the same stage, along with Arsenal and Werder Bremen.
United chief executive David Gill suggested: "At the moment we effectively have a random draw after the group stage.
"Maybe we should use a system where the holders are rated number one and they play the 16th ranked team, number two versus 15, and so on."
Gaillard’s response? "Introducing seeding that would keep clubs apart would make it boring and result in totally meaningless fixtures during the group stages.
"If Manchester United had won their group then they would not have been drawn against AC Milan in the knockout stage. Maybe they should consider that.
"Anyway I’m not sure that United would have beaten PSV Eindhoven, for instance, to reach the last eight."
At least some sense from the authorities. Hope the FA can also display such wisdom in the Chelski-Mutu case.