It's true though. There could have been all kinds of bacteria from that cunt's nasty body fluids. That shit could have dripped into Mourinho's mouth making him instantaneously sick and with 2 days left to live.
Cazorla also out for several months.
Sanchez out, Koscielny out, Arteta out, Cocquelin out, Gibbs out, Rosicky (ok, not starter) out, Walcott out, Wellbeck out and Wilshere out.
Doubt they will manage a 0-2 victory on the CL next week.