Endless Summer Mercato 2016 (93 Viewers)

[Hydde]

I dont lik Oscar either. Ok he is not bad but he will be kind of expensive. Lets see what allegri thinks

 

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[Zacheryah]

Keep Morata and Pogba

Get Cuadrado

Look for a fullback to replace light like we did with Evra and alex sex.

make peasant filth believe we get a trequartista, and announce we extend padoin at 31th august.


close mercato, win a trebble



There, my perfect 2016/2017

 

[Scottish]

Keep Morata and Pogba

Get Cuadrado

Look for a fullback to replace light like we did with Evra and alex sex.

make peasant filth believe we get a trequartista, and announce we extend padoin at 31th august.


close mercato, win a trebble



There, my perfect 2016/2017

With new medical/training staff, right?

 

[il brutto]

Keep Morata and Pogba

Get Cuadrado

Look for a fullback to replace light like we did with Evra and alex sex.

make peasant filth believe we get a trequartista, and announce we extend padoin at 31th august.


close mercato, win a trebble



There, my perfect 2016/2017

Padowin already extended for next season.

 

[.zero]

Keep Morata and Pogba

Get Cuadrado

Look for a fullback to replace light like we did with Evra and alex sex.

make peasant filth believe we get a trequartista, and announce we extend padoin at 31th august.


close mercato, win a trebble



There, my perfect 2016/2017

One couldn't write a better script

 

[duranfj]

Neymar: I would like to play with Pobga


Well I would like you break a leg

 

[adRHCP]

Neymar: I would like to play with Pobga


Well I would like you break a leg

I saw him driving a Fiat the other day, so yeah. Basically a done deal.

 

[zizinho]

Neymar: I would like to play with Pobga


Well I would like you break a leg

Im sure theyll have a lot of fun playing charity games during summers like Zidane and Ronaldo used to

 

[DAiDEViL]

you are reading it wrong. Neymar clearly wants to join Juventus. he's sick of Messi.

 

[Cerval]

He obviously wants to play PES or FIFA with Pogz.

 

[lgorTudor]

Neymar: I would like to play with Pobga


Well I would like you break a leg

little twat

I hope some fellow finishes what Zuniga started

 

[TheTruth]

I think Nasri is a good bet for being the last gasp AM Hernanes type signing if all the first options go south.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Neymar: I would like to play with Pobga


Well I would like you break a leg

I could see them becoming good friends. Both young, they like this social media shit like nothing else, weird hairstyles and *throws up* swag.

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Haven't been following the forum lately but I heard some rumours linking us to Pastore, any truth to that?

Never thought he was anything special but given we can't possibly get a proper WC TQ like James, he's not that bad of a choice.

What say the tuz?

 

[Scottish]

I could see them becoming good friends. Both young, they like this social media shit like nothing else, weird hairstyles and *throws up* swag.

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Haven't been following the forum lately but I heard some rumours linking us to Pastore, any truth to that?

Never thought he was anything special but given we can't possibly get a proper WC TQ like James, he's not that bad of a choice.

What say the tuz?

Pastore and Cavani links. We've started the ball rolling for Verratti here on Tuz too...

All we need now are links to Andreas Beck, Sergio Aguero, Luis Fabiano and Dmitar Berbatov and we're right back in 2012

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On the real though I don't think I have ever seen Pastore play football.

Let's buy him.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

On the real though I don't think I have ever seen Pastore play football.

Let's buy him.

I like your thinking.

 

[Scottish]

I like your thinking.

Why not? By the way his Spanish wikipedia says almost literally nothing about his club career

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Why not? By the way his Spanish wikipedia says almost literally nothing about his club career

Maybe cause he barely has one Hasn't he usually been warming the bench for PSG all those years?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Pastore has done nothing in his career yet. Hasn't progressed since Palermo

 

[duranfj]

I saw him driving a Fiat the other day, so yeah. Basically a done deal.

Maybe cuz some brazilian jugde order an embargo of neymar's Seat

 

[Juvellino]

I don't get all the hype around vrsaljko. Dude is so overrated its embarassing. If we want to take the next step in Europe we have to go after players with superior technical ability, especially on the flanks.

Look at how Cuadrado's pure technical skills have given us a whole new and improved look compared to when Lichtsteiner plays. Don't take 10 steps back with that scrub vrsaljko who's even worse than licht on the ball.

Superior athletisism and strong technical ability have to be prioritized (example: Alex Sandro)

Whoscored loves Vrsaljko