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Seven

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AndreaCristiano said:
Well then it's possible. Who knows. Llorente always classy though
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It would be a pretty bad joke though. 'Hey, let's pretend a completely plausible transfer happened, give financial details that seem plausible too and come up with a quote that is equally as plausible'. Of course people are going to believe it.
 
Hydde

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I dont need to read from where it came..because it sounds as fake as it could be. FFS we have not even talked to him most likely, not to mention that Madrid would ask us for a leg and an arm because we will most likely reject anything involving Pogba.

The "im going to a great team" part killed me :lol:
 
Vlad

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Hydde said:
I dont need to read from where it came..because it sounds as fake as it could be. FFS we have not even talked to him most likely, not to mention that Madrid would ask us for a leg and an arm because we will most likely reject anything involving Pogba.

The "im going to a great team" part killed me :lol:
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You dont think Juve are great team? :andy2:
 
Hydde

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Lol no, that was not my intention..... what i found funny is that the article suggest that he openly admitted that he is coming to us, making it sound like the rumour has been official for days.
 
Osman

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Its litterally the only day in the year we should avoid all news outlets poor and lazy attempts, but here we are, discussing the nonsense.


Bad comedians day (two coworkers told me they pregnant out of the blue, super stupid jokes).
 
Seven

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In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
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Osman said:
Its litterally the only day in the year we should avoid all news outlets poor and lazy attempts, but here we are, discussing the nonsense.


Bad comedians day (two coworkers told me they pregnant out of the blue, super stupid jokes).
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Sounds like you got out of there fast enough. Because I guarantee they could follow this up with: 'No I'm not, april fool's! ... I don't even have a boyfriend... I'll never have a boyfriend... What's wrong with me? ... Am I that unattractive?'

And then, sir, you are fucked.
 
Osman

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Lol seems like you were well versed in this as I sadly am. One recently and, not even work friend you can say anything to but first day temp, felt the need after empty small talk to tell me recently "I have no idea how I'll ever get someone to give me a baby" , and then had awkward laughter. I literally cringed audibly.


But that's just a regular awkward loser. It's another matter entirely perfectly chill and cool peeps feel the need to succumb to extremely lame jokes because it's expected of them in that single day. Super unfunny.
 
Hydde

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Ok guys.... the oracle told me how Juventus mercato will go. He was not so sure about some things because you know is very difficult to manage magic, but he did his best. Listen well:

Forwards:
Morata clause will be sorted and he will stay at Juve. For around 30 mils.
Berardi will be bought for around 25mils+ and his deal will be financed By Zaza´s departure.
Mandzukic and Dybala will stay.

Midfield:
Pogba MArchisio Sturaro and Khedira will stay.
AM: After asking for Gotze, Miki and Isco, we will decide to skip on them since their prices will be astronomically high for us. Instead we will ultimately buy Saponara, because of his price and promise, and italian.
Mandragora will be introduced to the team.
Lemina loan will be renewed.
Padoin and Hernanes and asamoah will be gone.


The rest of the money will go to reinforce the defense.
 
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Madrid - Isco-Juventus, is almost done. The Real Madrid player, on the margins of the holder, training will be a new player of the old lady from next season. As the portal webcalcio, the 22-Year-old has released the first statements in Spain which confirm the transfer: " I thank the real for everything you taught me. I'm going into a great team and I want to win so much. I already talked to morata and he told me that the juventus is amazing ".
 
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Siamak said:
Madrid - Isco-Juventus, is almost done. The Real Madrid player, on the margins of the holder, training will be a new player of the old lady from next season. As the portal webcalcio, the 22-Year-old has released the first statements in Spain which confirm the transfer: " I thank the real for everything you taught me. I'm going into a great team and I want to win so much. I already talked to morata and he told me that the juventus is amazing ".
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Is this an April Fool effort

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Juventus are again being linked with a summer bid for Sevilla midfielder Gregorz Krychowiak.

The Poland international, who has 32 caps and two goals to his name, had already been on the Bianconeri radar several times in recent years.

Tuttosport claim the 26-year-old is being specifically targeted for this summer, despite injury concerns.

Juve already have a strong rapport with Sevilla after allowing them to sign Fernando Llorente as a free agent, terminating his contract early.

It is hoped that can help them lower the €25m price-tag.

The versatile Krychowiak can play in central midfield or when needed in defence.
 
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