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Emma

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Mar 4, 2004
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++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
That little bastard is making me hungry.
Hes persuading you to bake a gingerbread man. Then when you open the damn over he will suck your brains.

Didnt I tell you not to look at the eyes?
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Too late! I did bake a gingerbread man, but only one. When I went back to check on the progress there were 15 on the cookie sheet. Then I came back and the oven window was broken out and all my gingerbread cookie guys were gone. They escaped! I'm still hungry.
 

Emma

Senior Member
Mar 4, 2004
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Oh no. Zombie Gingerbread man outbreak has now hit America. I thought this could be contained in England and someone could just nuke the island.

Padovano you have no idea of the fury you just released upon your people.
 

Emma

Senior Member
Mar 4, 2004
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Seal of Raleighwood and let them suck all brains until there are no brians left to suck? Then we believe they will die withing 14 days.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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But what if they can spread through alcohol to mouth contact? What will become of Lithuania?



Oh no!!! My stomach just fell into my shorts. Is this a symptom? Call Andy!
 

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