Eljero Elia (21 Viewers)

[Fr3sh]

if Pepe was black he would be a superstar.

People would be rocking that SP7 shirt everywhere!

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Red]

And wearing blackface.

 

[Linebreak]

The only player on our roster that is able to beat his marker, yet he is never used, but instead, hard-working rejects are always played. It's not like we're banging goals in or consistently creating great chances. It just doesn't make sense.

 

[JuveJay]

The only player on our roster that is able to beat his marker

I swear people just dream things up at times.

 

[Linebreak]

I swear people just dream things up at times.

Quiet child. Elia can beat his marker better than anyone in our team. DP was better in his day of course.

 

[JuveJay]

Vucinic, Giaccherini?

 

[Firestarter]

Vucinic, Giaccherini?

Depends on Mirko's mood, when he feels like gliding past players. Eljero uses pure speed/dribbling.

 

[Linebreak]

Vucinic, Giaccherini?

Elia is 13 times better at beating his marker.

 

[Ahmed]

even friggin' Estigarribia can beat his marker.

 

[Firestarter]

even friggin' Estigarribia can beat his marker.

Don't even bring the Mongolian into the conversation, I'm still trying to figure out this phenomenon...

 

[JuveJay]

Elia is 13 times better at beating his marker.

Can you show me your calculations for this.

 

[Linebreak]

even friggin' Estigarribia can beat his marker.

Rightio, pigs fly too.

---------- Post added 07.03.2012 at 22:32 ----------

Can you show me your calculations for this.

It's actually 13.2865 but I rounded it down.

 

[JuveJay]

So, calculations....?

 

[Linebreak]

So, calculations....?

High level maths, you won't understand.

 

[Firestarter]

Can you show me your calculations for this.

 

[Suns]

High level maths, you won't understand.

 

[JuveJay]

High level maths, you won't understand.

God would disapprove. He clearly made you think that.

 

[Linebreak]

God would disapprove. He clearly made you think that.

You're mixing up threads buddy

 

[Fake Melo]

Oh my GOD please play Lionel Elia today

Conte is ruining the best player in the world!

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

Oh my GOD please play Lionel Elia today

Conte is ruining the best player in the world!