Edinson Cavani - ST- PSG (9 Viewers)

[Osman]

ruined by the one with dabbing

Hehe. Lol joke is Marotta cancelled on signing him after seeing he doesnt dab with the boys instead goes all homicidal Rambo.

 

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[zizinho]

ruined by the one with dabbing

Cavani is joining the dabbing crew at Juve

 

[Osman]

This guy is too old. We should move for Lukaku.

Hear that @Osman. Too old.

@Kyle

 

[X Æ A-12]

@Kyle

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Pogba

 

[il brutto]

how many teams won the cl in the past 6 seasons playing with a pure poacher/targetman?

only inter, and that was because they were amazing. no modern teams worth their salt would play with such a player anymore unless they are very mobile like suarez, lewa or ibra.

but then again juventus is not an elite club.

Mandzu? Drogba?

 

[Zacheryah]

Lukaku is an exceptionally poor intelligence player that will do very well in England, and very poorly outside.


At Belgium NT, he's a consistant failure, unless we play teams like shitty the fuck.

 

[DAiDEViL]

but then again juventus is not an elite club.

dear mighty Lion, have yourself a -rep.

 

[Zacheryah]

how many teams won the cl in the past 6 seasons playing with a pure poacher/targetman?

only inter, and that was because they were amazing. no modern teams worth their salt would play with such a player anymore unless they are very mobile like suarez, lewa or ibra.

but then again juventus is not an elite club.

The only thing you know about "elite", is the "elite dating" website you got kicked out of, cause they refused to believe a man can cry and whine as much as a seriously menstruating female.

 

[X Æ A-12]

The only thing you know about "elite", is the "elite dating" website you got kicked out of, cause they refused to believe a man can cry and whine as much as a seriously menstruating female.

 

[Hust]

The only thing you know about "elite", is the "elite dating" website you got kicked out of, cause they refused to believe a man can cry and whine as much as a seriously menstruating female.

Oh shit

 

[Fr3sh]

The guy pillages the opposition net.

Head, knee, diving header, diving knee, tiger knee, tiger uppercut, Ken Haiduken scissor kick...the guy literally Shang Tsung's behind any defensive line. Cavani is Sagat in the box. No one knows how he does it, but he always manages to get his body where he needs it. He makes scoring look like @Fr3sh high with the Eddy Gordo trick keys memorized and used against a 4 year old that's never played before.

YEEEEEEEEEASSSSSSS

 

[Lion]

The only thing you know about "elite", is the "elite dating" website you got kicked out of, cause they refused to believe a man can cry and whine as much as a seriously menstruating female.

Elite clubs don't get knocked to second spot of cl group stages because of player they gave away for free.

They also don't lose 4 2 after being up 2 0 to a player they loaned for peanuts. Who should have had a do not play clause.

So take your comment and shove where the sun don't shine

 

[Scottish]

Cavani Cavani Cavani Cavani.

Picture the scene: Mandzukic and Cavani wear out the other team's defence and MaXX subs off Edinson to bring on Fr3sh legs. The defenders breathe a sigh of relief until they see Zaza ready to come on. In their minds theyve already lost the game.

The psychological impact of this guy's workrate will be huge. I want us to become a team everybody hates to play because they know we'll make them work harder than anybody else will.

It's called grinta by us at Juve, and Cavani is the man to bring us the bit more we need to grow that wee bit stronger.

 

[digitalbash]

Ibra can come for free. Id rather have him.

 

[Post Ironic]

how many teams won the cl in the past 6 seasons playing with a pure poacher/targetman?

only inter, and that was because they were amazing. no modern teams worth their salt would play with such a player anymore unless they are very mobile like suarez, lewa or ibra.

but then again juventus is not an elite club.

Calling Cavani an immobile pure poacher/targetman.

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The only thing you know about "elite", is the "elite dating" website you got kicked out of, cause they refused to believe a man can cry and whine as much as a seriously menstruating female.

 

[MikeM]

Some of Lion's finest work in these past few pages. Top drawer troll.

 

[Hydde]

KABANYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Street Edinson

 

[duranfj]

This isn't gonna happen

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Some of Lion's finest work in these past few pages. Top drawer troll.

Whatever trolling power Lion had in the past he's way past it. His mojo is gone. Poor Loin.

Will take much more than the last few pages to even be considered something fine. So disagree.