Dušan Vlahović (68 Viewers)

How many goals this season? All competitions.

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Badass J Elkann

Badass J Elkann

It's time to go!!
#7,408
Feb 12, 2006
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You live in a mansion, drive an expensive car, you sleep with the best girls, you eat healthy everyday. The day before the match, you slept very well in a 5 star hotel and scratched your balls doing f*ck all for 24 hours playing ping pong, pool, PlayStation. You've played football every day of your life, the boots are worth 100s of euros. You are bandaged by a kinesiologist. You eat and train well, the socks don't cut off your blood circulation, the shorts don't scrape your balls, the shirt sticks to your body and does not sweat that's worth over 100 euros, the ball is perfect... PERFECT! 120 EUROS, inflated with a barometer to 8 bars! The pitch doesn't have a single defect, the goal is 7 x 2.40 metres. They applaud you when you enter the pitch. You son of a bitch you can't control a ball! You want to score and the ball goes to the f*cking moon! You want to give a pass to a team mate 1 metre away from you, you do this and f*ck it up!!! You spastic! that can happen to me... BUT NOT YOU!!!
 
Alex-444

Alex-444

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#7,411
Sep 5, 2005
30,036
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Badass J Elkann said:
You live in a mansion, drive an expensive car, you sleep with the best girls, you eat healthy everyday. The day before the match, you slept very well in a 5 star hotel and scratched your balls doing f*ck all for 24 hours playing ping pong, pool, PlayStation. You've played football every day of your life, the boots are worth 100s of euros. You are bandaged by a kinesiologist. You eat and train well, the socks don't cut off your blood circulation, the shorts don't scrape your balls, the shirt sticks to your body and does not sweat that's worth over 100 euros, the ball is perfect... PERFECT! 120 EUROS, inflated with a barometer to 8 bars! The pitch doesn't have a single defect, the goal is 7 x 2.40 metres. They applaud you when you enter the pitch. You son of a bitch you can't control a ball! You want to score and the ball goes to the f*cking moon! You want to give a pass to a team mate 1 metre away from you, you do this and f*ck it up!!! You spastic! that can happen to me... BUT NOT YOU!!!
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I couldn't remember for a long time, I heard it.

But keep going
 
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