Dušan Vlahović (113 Viewers)

[Wings]

The best for jj right now is for this mofo to turn up & score a bunch of hattricks. Come summer mercato & some stupid EPL team coughs up 100m.

Spoiler: Whoosh!

A man can dream.

 

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[s4tch]

just took a look at the poll. now he's at 14g2a after playing 32 matches. juve has 15 to 19 matches left, including 3 games (plus potentially 4 additional knockout games) at the club world cup. if we go all the way (yeah right) at the club wc and vlahovic plays all games while he keeps up his current goal scoring pace, then he'll have ~22g3a

(borderline impossible)

 

[Alen]

just took a look at the poll. now he's at 14g2a after playing 32 matches. juve has 15 to 19 matches left, including 3 games (plus potentially 4 additional knockout games) at the club world cup. if we go all the way (yeah right) at the club wc and vlahovic plays all games while he keeps up his current goal scoring pace, then he'll have ~22g3a

(borderline impossible)

The poll was created for the 2022/23 seasons, when we still had hope for him. If it was created last summer, the last 3-4 options wouldn't have been given at all.

36+

 

[Zzak]

The poll was created for the 2022/23 seasons, when we still had hope for him. If it was created last summer, the last 3-4 options wouldn't have been given at all.

36+

I voted 36+

 

[Robee]

I voted 36+

You thought it was for his entire juve career, right?

 

[Zzak]

You thought it was for his entire juve career, right?

No I thought he would have a Lewandowski trajectory. He really seemed like the real deal judging by his Fiorentina days and early Juve days.

I really wanted him to break Higuain's record in the league and with CL and Coppa that would have put him at around 50 goals per season in my head.

 

[Akshen]

Only that last touch is missing for him

 

[Stevie]

Embarrassing once again.

He doesn't want to be here anymore

 

[campionesidd]

No I thought he would have a Lewandowski trajectory. He really seemed like the real deal judging by his Fiorentina days and early Juve days.

I really wanted him to break Higuain's record in the league and with CL and Coppa that would have put him at around 50 goals per season in my head.

You’re the funniest guy on the forum. Not sure if that’s intentional, but well done.

 

[Akshen]

Embarrassing once again.

He doesn't want to be here anymore

Well technically speaking he does want to collect that 12m net, he just doesn't want to play

 

[Stevie]

Only that last touch is missing for him

And the first and second

 

[Akshen]

And the first and second

He never gets there

 

[Alen]

And the first and second

But his third touch is excellent.

 

[Dostoevsky]

I voted 36+

And you'd be right for the sitters missed.

 

[BetterCallSaul]

But his third touch is excellent.

Touching Serbian teammates' wifes?

 

[Rockets]

Only that last touch is missing for him

Last touch, what is that? Finishing?

And the first and second

Yeah his first touch is usually a tackle. If not, then his second touch is technically his first touch.

But his third touch is excellent.

Third touch? That escalates quickly. You mean dribbling?

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

He doesn't want to be here anymore

What a coincidence, me too.

 

[.zero]

Ohhhh Susanna, Won’t you score for me
you crushed at Fiorentina, but you now you won’t score for me

 

[U Picciriddu]

 

[Akshen]

He is too chaotic in front of goal, that's his main problem if he could be a calm motherfucker he would probably score half of this chances.