I've read this post in my bedroom. I've read it in my living room. I've read it in my kitchen, my corridor, my källare, my toilet and in the showers.
I've printed it out on an A4, A3 and even on a banner.
I've sent a screenshot to all my contacts. I've gone around reciting it like a mantra.
I've contemplated opening social media accounts to propagate it. But that's where I draw the line.
I love you
@Scottish but fuck you man! I say this lovingly, please take this post and shove it up your arse.