Dry Weekend (4 Viewers)

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
Good for you Tom, I was drunk like an ass last night.

Had around 1 liter of beer, 7 tequilas and 3 jegermaisters.

It was a mates birthday so he was buying, altho by the end of the night we were all dead broke. Got kicked out of the first place for breaking glasses. First a mate of mine broke one glass, but luckily it didnt shatter so I just hid it under the table, but the second time he and his girlfirend broke two or three glasses they shattered into a million pieces. My other mates' girlfriend was so drunk she started squeezing the glass in her hands. And get this: the rest of us were asked to leave while the waiter told the guy who broke all the glasses that he and his girlfriend could stay. Why? Because he tipped him a ludacris amount all through the evening.

I thought you didn't drink?

 

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[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++


I thought you didn't drink?

Only in good company

 

[The Pado]

Tom, you keep porn in your phone?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I have so much porn on my iPod.

 

[Maher]

I cant wait for next weekend matches: roma-juve and real-Barca

 

[Eddy]

Tomorow, U-23 Euro Qualification
Italy vs. Bulgaria

 

[Tom]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Tom, you keep porn in your phone?

Never know when you might get stuck in a lift. Need something to pass the time

 

[swag]

I'll remember to wear gloves the next time I'm pushing floor buttons in an English elevator.

 

[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
I'll remember to wear gloves the next time I'm pushing floor buttons in an English elevator.

that and the ones whereever Pado lives

 

[Tom]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
I'll remember to wear gloves the next time I'm pushing floor buttons in an English elevator.

so you damn well should. We have very high hygiene standards over here and we don't want you yanks lowering them

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Tom ] ++


so you damn well should. We have very high hygiene standards over here and we don't want you yanks lowering them

ATTENTION YANKS:

By order of Her Royal Majesty, The Queen, all Yanks who yank in our lifts are hereinafter required to wear gloves before yanking or if after yanking then before pushing buttons.