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Let's start with shiva. Have you ever been to a shiva temple? They worship his
lingam {Now
ling translates to "sex" or a dick} is a representation of the Hindu deity Shiva used for worship in temples. The Lingam has been interpreted as a symbol of male creative energy or of the phallus. {Phallus? here you go >
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus}
The lingam is often represented with the Yoni, a symbol of the goddess or of Shakti, female creative energy. {Yoni? well translates to Vagina >
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoni} Oh and shakti's Yoni as been described as Phallus by come}
Who is shakti? well supposedly the "mother of all" by hinduism. She is more like energy than a thing. So she is alone in this world and gets bored and creats shiva. Shakti is also the wife of most of major hindu gods or their "avatars" :wtf:
Back to the battle royale.
Brahma and Vishnu were fighting over each other’s prowess. Horrified at the intensity of the battle, the other gods asked Shiva to intervene. Now what does shiva do? brahma and vishnu are challenged by shiva asking them to measure the gigantic Linga (phallic symbol of Lord Shiva).
Awestruck by its magnitude, Brahma and Vishnu decided to find one end each to establish supremacy over the other. Lord Brahma took the form of a swan and went upwards while Lord Vishnu assumed the form of Varaha - a boar and went into the earth towards nether land. Both searched for thousands of miles but neither could find the end.
On his journey upward, Brahma came across Ketaki flower. Exhausted and bewildered with his search to find the uppermost limit of fiery column, Brahma made Ketaki assent to lie that he had seen the top of the column where the flower had previously resided. Accompanied by his accomplice, Brahma confronted Vishnu and asserted that he had indeed discovered the origin of the cosmic column.
At this point, the central part of the pillar split open and Shiva revealed himself in his full glory. Overawed, both Brahma and Vishnu bowed before him accepted lord Shiva’s supremacy. Lord Shiva also explained to Brahma and Vishnu that both of them were born out of him and that the three were then separated out into three different aspects of divinity.
However, Lord Shiva was angry with Brahma for making a false claim. The Lord cursed Brahma that no one would ever pray to him. (This legend explains why there is hardly any Brahma temple of significance in India.) Lord Shiva also punished the Ketaki flower for testifying falsely and banned her from being used as an offering for any worship.
Awesome!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoni
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingam
http://www.srichinmoylibrary.com/books/1068/1/9
http://www.mahashivratri.org/legend-of-shiva-linga.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakti