++ [ originally posted by Erik
] ++
I did away with my parents using a sharpened football, and buried them in the back garden
To the extent that the relationship with my parents was seriously deteriorating and I decided to move out after a fight, something they weren't too pleased with. To make things worse: I actually moved to a foreign country too... I was only just 18 at the time.
Things were never the same.
Oh, and I'm a good cook and I know my laundry thanks to a girl-friend