Describe Your Night Out (7 Viewers)

[Osman]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Damn, that's mean! :dazed: Must try that some time

i have already did but didnt need to pay sens she was a good friend, what you do for your friends huh?

we just wanted to shut him up sens he had a big mouth and was notoriously known for his lies with it comes to girls, and that sure as hell shut him up

 

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[Mac]

holy shit.

I would be banned if i told of my worst nights out

 

[K10]

++ [ originally posted by McFarlando ] ++
holy shit.

I would be banned if i told of my worst nights out

Not like you are ever here anyway so give it a go

 

[BloodOnMoral]

I should tell you about my New Year's Eve this year :devil:

 

[Hydde]

WEll Bloody, tell us about your wonderfull , dirty and diabolical new year´s eve.

We are waiting

 

[BloodOnMoral]

Actually it's not so diabolic, but whatever, it was the party organised by a cousin of mine, including some student pair from his uni, and everyone had a match, except me, of course

And I decided, :wth: , as I came alone, why not have fun ? Is it forbidden by some law or something ?! And I ...

1.Thaught all those people how to sing a Moldavian hit with the purest accent (torning your brains)

2.Danced on Shakira like a drunk I really was, with some gallions of Pepsi mixed with white wine :lick: , and champaigne ...

3.Singed (too) loud some crazy funky Robot melody from Tatu, in Russian ... really nice accent I had

4.I can post some pictures too, but you really don't wanna see me all wet because the snow was melting on me, and all red because the drinking was making its pleasant effect

... and so on.

 

[Bongiovi]

Last week I went to Bolton on a night out with my friends. They've all been before and told me how amazing it was.....

First we go all around the bars...£13.75 per round of drinks!!!..only 4 of us drinking, the rest on coke! ( pepsi of course not the other kind)!...

All night they were telling me wait till we get into Tiger feet, a really fab 70's bar where they play great music.....

Well we got in there and I have to say I was worse for wear!...but what an eye opener....it was full of desperate 40 year old plus men and women looking for any date they could pick up....half of um were smashed and couldn't even stand...
I was stood with one of my friends when this guy came up to us and said......alright girls, are ya alright, alright girls, you alright, alright girls, you ok, alright, good in here in it girls, alright girls, etc etc....then he said, your beautiful girls, alright girls, beautiful, alright, alright in here in it girls, beautiful, yeah....well I'm sorry but I burst out laughing, I laughed so much I was crying...he took the hint and went away!

Then the most weird looking guy who been in every bar on his own turned up in Tiger feet with the most weird looking woman and proceeded to sing "your the one that I want" to each other at the top of there voices.....Now I know that there is someone for everyone out there!....

unlucky for us, at the end of the night we bumped into Mr Alright girls and he tried a second time, although this time he did manage to say as well " meet my brother"..what 2 of them I thought.....no way and we went home!

Needless to say I wont be going there again....

 

[Tom]

:LOL:

 

[Slagathor]

:LOL: superb!

 

[Zambrotta]

Last friday when I was out in Stockholm a friend of mine was tripped and his beer came over somebodys shirt.
Now this is nothing special it hapens every night. But this time it was not just anybody, it was Zlatan Ibrahimovic. And boy was he pissed.
But it got a peaceful end, Zlatan is a pretty nice guy after all it seems.

 

[Ian]

++ [ originally posted by Zambrotta ] ++
Last friday when I was out in Stockholm a friend of mine was tripped and his beer came over somebodys shirt.
Now this is nothing special it hapens every night. But this time it was not just anybody, it was Zlatan Ibrahimovic. And boy was he pissed.
But it got a peaceful end, Zlatan is a pretty nice guy after all it seems.

Wait, you're shitting us right? Your friend spilled beer on Zlatan Ibrahimovic?

 

[Zambrotta]

Pretty cool, huh?

I see him pretty often in Stockholm when he is with the NT. Well this was the second time.

 

[Anders]

Next time you see him, give him a message from me -> Kukjävel!!!!

 

[Dragon]

i have a friend who lived in sweden for a year. his nickname is stockholm because he lived there, lol

 

[Zlatan]

When you see him agains, tell him: "raja iz bosne hoće da igraš za našu reprezentaciju da zabijaš golove"

 

[Ivy]

++ [ originally posted by Zambrotta ] ++
Last friday when I was out in Stockholm a friend of mine was tripped and his beer came over somebodys shirt.
Now this is nothing special it hapens every night. But this time it was not just anybody, it was Zlatan Ibrahimovic. And boy was he pissed.
But it got a peaceful end, Zlatan is a pretty nice guy after all it seems.

:extatic: nice..... i wish i could hv the chance to bump into players too.

 

[BloodOnMoral]

Especially into my dearest Ajaxist Zlatan

Great job, Carl, try blackmail him with that. You could win a fortune

 

[Slagathor]

Wait, wait, wait ... Carl, are you saying Ibrahimovic did NOT hit your friend with his elbow? :dazed:

 

[BloodOnMoral]

Anders, next time you pass by, please translate the message

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by Zambrotta ] ++

But it got a peaceful end, Zlatan is a pretty nice guy after all it seems.

Thanks

Ooooohh, you werent talking about me