Del Piero attacks Capello (15 Viewers)

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
115,906
#23
Update: Del Piero Kills Capello
Channel4 News
August 12th, 2006

After a series of conflicting reports, Marca is reporting that the attack on Fabio Capello by Alessandro Del Piero has apparently taken the former Juventus coach's life. The news broke earlier this afternoon when Eurosport reported Del Piero attacked Capello by stating he treated senior players like children and did not give enough respect to the former Madrid and Juventus player Zinedine Zidane.

The attack on Capello by the Juventus captain struck hard into Capello's psyche as the former Roma manager reportedly had a brain malfunction after he realized he did not have enough defensive midfielders and Zlatan Ibrahimovic in his squad list.

"The man really loved Ibrahimovic and couldn't live without him," stated Emerson Ferreira. "It's like he depended on his package, which the team could use for fortenights long. Then after the Del Piero attacks, where Alessandro said Capello didn't like old players, he must have passed away because his old pinch face took offense to the old remarks."

Police found Capello's body in a Madrid apartment wearing a shirt that said "Delpie loves Candy Man" on the back enclosed with a big red heart. Unconfirmed sources say the shirt is in reference to how Del Piero and Zinedine Zidane should be together and Capello is the main reason for not allowing the relationship to happen.

"When go I saw came Candy Man to do Delpie kiss," said a Juventus fan named Sing Juve Sing. "They look like kiss goat pair, but come from inside Delpie is Crapello. He say Candy Man you headbutt. Delpie mad, slap Capello. Candy Man mad, eyes closed, headbutt Delpie. Capello stunned to death, he walk. Delpie Candy Man cry. So sad like China communism."

Capello's body is reportedly being shipped to Stockholm, Sweden, where the Ibrahimovic family will dine over the corpse for Zlatan's 25th birthday.

In other news, Zinedine Zidane says he wants to headbutt Hezbollah and the IDF for their attacks on each other. The former French international reportedly was seen placing his head on a world atlas screaming, "Candy Man hate you."
 

Ascension

Senior Member
Sep 16, 2005
1,882
#27
Andy said:
Update: Del Piero Kills Capello
Channel4 News
August 12th, 2006

After a series of conflicting reports, Marca is reporting that the attack on Fabio Capello by Alessandro Del Piero has apparently taken the former Juventus coach's life. The news broke earlier this afternoon when Eurosport reported Del Piero attacked Capello by stating he treated senior players like children and did not give enough respect to the former Madrid and Juventus player Zinedine Zidane.

The attack on Capello by the Juventus captain struck hard into Capello's psyche as the former Roma manager reportedly had a brain malfunction after he realized he did not have enough defensive midfielders and Zlatan Ibrahimovic in his squad list.

"The man really loved Ibrahimovic and couldn't live without him," stated Emerson Ferreira. "It's like he depended on his package, which the team could use for fortenights long. Then after the Del Piero attacks, where Alessandro said Capello didn't like old players, he must have passed away because his old pinch face took offense to the old remarks."

Police found Capello's body in a Madrid apartment wearing a shirt that said "Delpie loves Candy Man" on the back enclosed with a big red heart. Unconfirmed sources say the shirt is in reference to how Del Piero and Zinedine Zidane should be together and Capello is the main reason for not allowing the relationship to happen.

"When go I saw came Candy Man to do Delpie kiss," said a Juventus fan named Sing Juve Sing. "They look like kiss goat pair, but come from inside Delpie is Crapello. He say Candy Man you headbutt. Delpie mad, slap Capello. Candy Man mad, eyes closed, headbutt Delpie. Capello stunned to death, he walk. Delpie Candy Man cry. So sad like China communism."

Capello's body is reportedly being shipped to Stockholm, Sweden, where the Ibrahimovic family will dine over the corpse for Zlatan's 25th birthday.

In other news, Zinedine Zidane says he wants to headbutt Hezbollah and the IDF for their attacks on each other. The former French international reportedly was seen placing his head on a world atlas screaming, "Candy Man hate you."

Hilarious!! :lol::tup:
 

Mafia

Pinturicchio
Jul 21, 2006
1,240
#29
Andy said:
Update: Del Piero Kills Capello
Channel4 News
August 12th, 2006

After a series of conflicting reports, Marca is reporting that the attack on Fabio Capello by Alessandro Del Piero has apparently taken the former Juventus coach's life. The news broke earlier this afternoon when Eurosport reported Del Piero attacked Capello by stating he treated senior players like children and did not give enough respect to the former Madrid and Juventus player Zinedine Zidane.

The attack on Capello by the Juventus captain struck hard into Capello's psyche as the former Roma manager reportedly had a brain malfunction after he realized he did not have enough defensive midfielders and Zlatan Ibrahimovic in his squad list.

"The man really loved Ibrahimovic and couldn't live without him," stated Emerson Ferreira. "It's like he depended on his package, which the team could use for fortenights long. Then after the Del Piero attacks, where Alessandro said Capello didn't like old players, he must have passed away because his old pinch face took offense to the old remarks."

Police found Capello's body in a Madrid apartment wearing a shirt that said "Delpie loves Candy Man" on the back enclosed with a big red heart. Unconfirmed sources say the shirt is in reference to how Del Piero and Zinedine Zidane should be together and Capello is the main reason for not allowing the relationship to happen.

"When go I saw came Candy Man to do Delpie kiss," said a Juventus fan named Sing Juve Sing. "They look like kiss goat pair, but come from inside Delpie is Crapello. He say Candy Man you headbutt. Delpie mad, slap Capello. Candy Man mad, eyes closed, headbutt Delpie. Capello stunned to death, he walk. Delpie Candy Man cry. So sad like China communism."

Capello's body is reportedly being shipped to Stockholm, Sweden, where the Ibrahimovic family will dine over the corpse for Zlatan's 25th birthday.

In other news, Zinedine Zidane says he wants to headbutt Hezbollah and the IDF for their attacks on each other. The former French international reportedly was seen placing his head on a world atlas screaming, "Candy Man hate you."
haha lol, great post, hilarious :)
 

Eddy

The Maestro
Aug 20, 2005
12,645
#31
Andy said:
Update: Del Piero Kills Capello
Channel4 News
August 12th, 2006

After a series of conflicting reports, Marca is reporting that the attack on Fabio Capello by Alessandro Del Piero has apparently taken the former Juventus coach's life. The news broke earlier this afternoon when Eurosport reported Del Piero attacked Capello by stating he treated senior players like children and did not give enough respect to the former Madrid and Juventus player Zinedine Zidane.

The attack on Capello by the Juventus captain struck hard into Capello's psyche as the former Roma manager reportedly had a brain malfunction after he realized he did not have enough defensive midfielders and Zlatan Ibrahimovic in his squad list.

"The man really loved Ibrahimovic and couldn't live without him," stated Emerson Ferreira. "It's like he depended on his package, which the team could use for fortenights long. Then after the Del Piero attacks, where Alessandro said Capello didn't like old players, he must have passed away because his old pinch face took offense to the old remarks."

Police found Capello's body in a Madrid apartment wearing a shirt that said "Delpie loves Candy Man" on the back enclosed with a big red heart. Unconfirmed sources say the shirt is in reference to how Del Piero and Zinedine Zidane should be together and Capello is the main reason for not allowing the relationship to happen.

"When go I saw came Candy Man to do Delpie kiss," said a Juventus fan named Sing Juve Sing. "They look like kiss goat pair, but come from inside Delpie is Crapello. He say Candy Man you headbutt. Delpie mad, slap Capello. Candy Man mad, eyes closed, headbutt Delpie. Capello stunned to death, he walk. Delpie Candy Man cry. So sad like China communism."

Capello's body is reportedly being shipped to Stockholm, Sweden, where the Ibrahimovic family will dine over the corpse for Zlatan's 25th birthday.

In other news, Zinedine Zidane says he wants to headbutt Hezbollah and the IDF for their attacks on each other. The former French international reportedly was seen placing his head on a world atlas screaming, "Candy Man hate you."

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

ZhiXin

Senior Member
Oct 1, 2004
10,321
#32
Badass Devil said:
this attack on capello, is definatly the best goal he's ever scored, not even crapello's defensive tactics handled it.
Defensive tactics? Everybody knows how to defeat Capello already, even Del Piero can handle him, no problem
 

IlDivinCodino

f**king hot prospect
Mar 5, 2006
1,191
#33
I wouldnt believe Del Piero said that.......as much as i respect him, those words are totally classless.
Why didn't he say it when Capello was still coaching Juve and if I recalled correctly, Del Piero said something about trust in him and didn't mind sitting in the bench as he believe Capello was doing what's best for the club.
All this training regime is a terror thingy is bullshit!!! If Del Piero hates the training regime, speak it out loud last time and not be a pussy by announcing it to the world right now after Capello left.
It makes me feel like Del Piero is a huge Glory Hunter who only cares for his fans and support and goes with the flow wherever the wind brings him.
When everyone is against Capello, he goes against Capello and vice versa.
Its either that or he cant stand the fact that those who left and considered them as traitors and labelling them as assholes just because they cant be as loyal as he is by speaking badly about them.
IMO, it wasn't like Del Piero was treated in a bad way during Capello's reign. He just got put in the bench and I still think Capello used Del Piero well.

I just cant believe that Del Piero would say that. I have tonnes of respect and a huge amount of faith in his personality to be talking bad about others.
I presume he did say something about Capello, not much, and the rest were those stupid journalist who loves exagerating doing their job.

@Markoni
stop using my mother's photo as your avatar!!!
 

IlDivinCodino

f**king hot prospect
Mar 5, 2006
1,191
#34
Andy said:
Update: Del Piero Kills Capello
Channel4 News
August 12th, 2006

After a series of conflicting reports, Marca is reporting that the attack on Fabio Capello by Alessandro Del Piero has apparently taken the former Juventus coach's life. The news broke earlier this afternoon when Eurosport reported Del Piero attacked Capello by stating he treated senior players like children and did not give enough respect to the former Madrid and Juventus player Zinedine Zidane.

The attack on Capello by the Juventus captain struck hard into Capello's psyche as the former Roma manager reportedly had a brain malfunction after he realized he did not have enough defensive midfielders and Zlatan Ibrahimovic in his squad list.

"The man really loved Ibrahimovic and couldn't live without him," stated Emerson Ferreira. "It's like he depended on his package, which the team could use for fortenights long. Then after the Del Piero attacks, where Alessandro said Capello didn't like old players, he must have passed away because his old pinch face took offense to the old remarks."

Police found Capello's body in a Madrid apartment wearing a shirt that said "Delpie loves Candy Man" on the back enclosed with a big red heart. Unconfirmed sources say the shirt is in reference to how Del Piero and Zinedine Zidane should be together and Capello is the main reason for not allowing the relationship to happen.

"When go I saw came Candy Man to do Delpie kiss," said a Juventus fan named Sing Juve Sing. "They look like kiss goat pair, but come from inside Delpie is Crapello. He say Candy Man you headbutt. Delpie mad, slap Capello. Candy Man mad, eyes closed, headbutt Delpie. Capello stunned to death, he walk. Delpie Candy Man cry. So sad like China communism."

Capello's body is reportedly being shipped to Stockholm, Sweden, where the Ibrahimovic family will dine over the corpse for Zlatan's 25th birthday.

In other news, Zinedine Zidane says he wants to headbutt Hezbollah and the IDF for their attacks on each other. The former French international reportedly was seen placing his head on a world atlas screaming, "Candy Man hate you."
:lol:
 

Eddy

The Maestro
Aug 20, 2005
12,645
#35
IlDivinCodino said:
I wouldnt believe Del Piero said that.......as much as i respect him, those words are totally classless.
Why didn't he say it when Capello was still coaching Juve and if I recalled correctly, Del Piero said something about trust in him and didn't mind sitting in the bench as he believe Capello was doing what's best for the club.
All this training regime is a terror thingy is bullshit!!! If Del Piero hates the training regime, speak it out loud last time and not be a pussy by announcing it to the world right now after Capello left.
It makes me feel like Del Piero is a huge Glory Hunter who only cares for his fans and support and goes with the flow wherever the wind brings him.

When everyone is against Capello, he goes against Capello and vice versa.
Its either that or he cant stand the fact that those who left and considered them as traitors and labelling them as assholes just because they cant be as loyal as he is by speaking badly about them.
IMO, it wasn't like Del Piero was treated in a bad way during Capello's reign. He just got put in the bench and I still think Capello used Del Piero well.

I just cant believe that Del Piero would say that. I have tonnes of respect and a huge amount of faith in his personality to be talking bad about others.
I presume he did say something about Capello, not much, and the rest were those stupid journalist who loves exagerating doing their job.

@Markoni
stop using my mother's photo as your avatar!!!
It would be unproffessional if he said that if Capello was still coach, that's why Im guessing.
 

Manuel

Senior Member
Aug 8, 2003
693
#36
Andy said:
Update: Del Piero Kills Capello
Channel4 News
August 12th, 2006

After a series of conflicting reports, Marca is reporting that the attack on Fabio Capello by Alessandro Del Piero has apparently taken the former Juventus coach's life. The news broke earlier this afternoon when Eurosport reported Del Piero attacked Capello by stating he treated senior players like children and did not give enough respect to the former Madrid and Juventus player Zinedine Zidane.

The attack on Capello by the Juventus captain struck hard into Capello's psyche as the former Roma manager reportedly had a brain malfunction after he realized he did not have enough defensive midfielders and Zlatan Ibrahimovic in his squad list.

"The man really loved Ibrahimovic and couldn't live without him," stated Emerson Ferreira. "It's like he depended on his package, which the team could use for fortenights long. Then after the Del Piero attacks, where Alessandro said Capello didn't like old players, he must have passed away because his old pinch face took offense to the old remarks."

Police found Capello's body in a Madrid apartment wearing a shirt that said "Delpie loves Candy Man" on the back enclosed with a big red heart. Unconfirmed sources say the shirt is in reference to how Del Piero and Zinedine Zidane should be together and Capello is the main reason for not allowing the relationship to happen.

"When go I saw came Candy Man to do Delpie kiss," said a Juventus fan named Sing Juve Sing. "They look like kiss goat pair, but come from inside Delpie is Crapello. He say Candy Man you headbutt. Delpie mad, slap Capello. Candy Man mad, eyes closed, headbutt Delpie. Capello stunned to death, he walk. Delpie Candy Man cry. So sad like China communism."

Capello's body is reportedly being shipped to Stockholm, Sweden, where the Ibrahimovic family will dine over the corpse for Zlatan's 25th birthday.

In other news, Zinedine Zidane says he wants to headbutt Hezbollah and the IDF for their attacks on each other. The former French international reportedly was seen placing his head on a world atlas screaming, "Candy Man hate you."

:lol2: :rofl2: Definitely a nominee for post of the month.
 

aingy

Junior Member
Jun 29, 2006
157
#37
Andy said:
Update: Del Piero Kills Capello
Channel4 News
August 12th, 2006

After a series of conflicting reports, Marca is reporting that the attack on Fabio Capello by Alessandro Del Piero has apparently taken the former Juventus coach's life. The news broke earlier this afternoon when Eurosport reported Del Piero attacked Capello by stating he treated senior players like children and did not give enough respect to the former Madrid and Juventus player Zinedine Zidane.

The attack on Capello by the Juventus captain struck hard into Capello's psyche as the former Roma manager reportedly had a brain malfunction after he realized he did not have enough defensive midfielders and Zlatan Ibrahimovic in his squad list.

"The man really loved Ibrahimovic and couldn't live without him," stated Emerson Ferreira. "It's like he depended on his package, which the team could use for fortenights long. Then after the Del Piero attacks, where Alessandro said Capello didn't like old players, he must have passed away because his old pinch face took offense to the old remarks."

Police found Capello's body in a Madrid apartment wearing a shirt that said "Delpie loves Candy Man" on the back enclosed with a big red heart. Unconfirmed sources say the shirt is in reference to how Del Piero and Zinedine Zidane should be together and Capello is the main reason for not allowing the relationship to happen.

"When go I saw came Candy Man to do Delpie kiss," said a Juventus fan named Sing Juve Sing. "They look like kiss goat pair, but come from inside Delpie is Crapello. He say Candy Man you headbutt. Delpie mad, slap Capello. Candy Man mad, eyes closed, headbutt Delpie. Capello stunned to death, he walk. Delpie Candy Man cry. So sad like China communism."

Capello's body is reportedly being shipped to Stockholm, Sweden, where the Ibrahimovic family will dine over the corpse for Zlatan's 25th birthday.

In other news, Zinedine Zidane says he wants to headbutt Hezbollah and the IDF for their attacks on each other. The former French international reportedly was seen placing his head on a world atlas screaming, "Candy Man hate you."

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,307
#38
They asked Del Piero if Capello's reign of terror was now over and Del Piero answered saying the trainings are much more relaxed now and that it's important to search a balance between having fun and being serious. That's all.
 

Desmond

Senior Member
Jul 12, 2002
8,938
#39
Well it was more the media attacking Capello if anything. You'd think people would stop falling for the misconstrued words and sensationalisation by now.
 

Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
Moderator
Dec 16, 2003
72,692
#40
Andy said:
Update: Del Piero Kills Capello
Channel4 News
August 12th, 2006

After a series of conflicting reports, Marca is reporting that the attack on Fabio Capello by Alessandro Del Piero has apparently taken the former Juventus coach's life. The news broke earlier this afternoon when Eurosport reported Del Piero attacked Capello by stating he treated senior players like children and did not give enough respect to the former Madrid and Juventus player Zinedine Zidane.

The attack on Capello by the Juventus captain struck hard into Capello's psyche as the former Roma manager reportedly had a brain malfunction after he realized he did not have enough defensive midfielders and Zlatan Ibrahimovic in his squad list.

"The man really loved Ibrahimovic and couldn't live without him," stated Emerson Ferreira. "It's like he depended on his package, which the team could use for fortenights long. Then after the Del Piero attacks, where Alessandro said Capello didn't like old players, he must have passed away because his old pinch face took offense to the old remarks."

Police found Capello's body in a Madrid apartment wearing a shirt that said "Delpie loves Candy Man" on the back enclosed with a big red heart. Unconfirmed sources say the shirt is in reference to how Del Piero and Zinedine Zidane should be together and Capello is the main reason for not allowing the relationship to happen.

"When go I saw came Candy Man to do Delpie kiss," said a Juventus fan named Sing Juve Sing. "They look like kiss goat pair, but come from inside Delpie is Crapello. He say Candy Man you headbutt. Delpie mad, slap Capello. Candy Man mad, eyes closed, headbutt Delpie. Capello stunned to death, he walk. Delpie Candy Man cry. So sad like China communism."

Capello's body is reportedly being shipped to Stockholm, Sweden, where the Ibrahimovic family will dine over the corpse for Zlatan's 25th birthday.

In other news, Zinedine Zidane says he wants to headbutt Hezbollah and the IDF for their attacks on each other. The former French international reportedly was seen placing his head on a world atlas screaming, "Candy Man hate you."
:lol:
 

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